Lynna Tran

Twitter is cheaper than therapy...or jail.

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Are we suppose to be preparing for one of those hurricane thingies?

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Never hire someone without testing their skills first.

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Buy glow in the dark stickers to put on your lighter so you don’t lose it in bed in the middle of the night ever again.

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I really hate when people ask me how my weekend was. Now I have an obligation to ask you how your weekend was and honestly, I just don’t give a fuck.

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Good afternoon to everyone but guys that think hiking is an acceptable first date

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New Year’s resolution: Get some extra cardio in by running as soon as I see a red flag.

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If there was a purge, I’d purge #AlexJones and hang him upside down by his big toe while I beat him like a piñata.

[The Associated Press @AP]

The parents of a Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victim have a complex form of post-traumatic stress disorder and a constant fear that followers of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones will kill them, a psychiatrist testified at Jones’ defamation trial. https://t.co/cFyLrgcpPB

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Instead of banning abortions, they should ban single ply toilet paper.

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Gun control.

That is the tweet.

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Enough with the knee high white cowboy boots

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The only D I’ve ever gotten from men is depression.

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The worst day to wear a bodysuit is when you’re having stomach issues

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Dating apps need to make a filter that says “literally anyone but conservative white men”

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@ay_pinkayyy Thank you!!! I’m so happy that you love my twisted sense of humor haha ❤️❤️❤️

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Normalize calling out racism against all POC, not just your own.

#StandForAsians #BlackLivesMatter #AbolishICE

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@ay_pinkayyy I’m starting to think I overshare on Twitter...😂

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@coochienectar__ I wrote that tweet 5 times because it didn’t sound right the first 4 times

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Am I the only one that gets high and becomes super self conscious about my texting grammar?

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I love working from home but there is this demonic child in my complex that will not shut the fuck up

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@Tmobjackson136 On my way to google “will reverse conversion therapy turn me into a lesbian?”

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It’s been three months since I bought my puppy. I’m confused why I’m still single. I thought this was a guy magnet 🙄