Lynnea

🐈 lady raising a goddess in the northern hemisphere

[The Dad Briefs @SladeWentworth]

My dad made me run relays from couch to TV to change the channel.

My sons lose their shit if I don’t pause Paw Patrol every time they feel a sneeze coming.

[Mother Trump Got Bent Mary @MaryMotherOfSon]

@SonOfGodAndMan Shit

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

The limited evidence available suggests that the negative effects of screen time on mental health are tiny https://t.co/ii3SNG8fek

[Lynnea @Lynnea]

Do you wanna build a snowman.... Actually since Deadpool I can't stop thinking Mamma can you hear me lol @ Stockholm, Sweden https://t.co/9ZJ5TOeZEo

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: Currency. Nutrition labels. Medicine doses. Photography. Electricity, Energy. Piston engine displacement. Track & Field distances. Science. Bottles of water, wine, soft-drinks. Cocaine. All metric in the USA.

[John Cena @SohnCena]

In a recent toddler group my kid coughed. Time stopped. Every parent turned towards me. I had no choice but to make my move. “Stay back!” I yelled. We backed away as I held my toddler out before me ready to cough at anyone who tried to stop us.

Nobody puts baby in a corner.

[Mother Trump Got Bent Mary @MaryMotherOfSon]

This must be why men are so afraid of women! Makes sense now!

[Red @FemmeFatale937]

I wake up every morning distracted by the thought of you.

[SeaShell @DianeP89]

That feeling you get when you share a piece of yourself and it’s received with the equivalent of a shrug… ouch.
Do soft hearts ever learn…

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

How is that real, and was English the writer's first language?

[OhThatMomGlow @OhThatMomGlow]

All I want for Christmas is:
1 clean house,
2 kids that listen,
3 meals actually eaten,
4 baskets of laundry folded
and
5 minutes of peace and quiet.

[Lynnea @Lynnea]

2 Advent 😀 @ Stockholm, Sweden https://t.co/NmD0FvfLXo

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

A clip from the upcoming episode of #UnderTheSkin with Blindboy from @Rubberbandits!
Listen to the entire conversation this Saturday 8th Dec on Spotify, iTunes or here: https://t.co/uBUF7EeU4e

[The Dad Briefs @SladeWentworth]

I've started calling my wife "Mueller" because every time our kids misbehave I get named as an unindicted co-conspirator.

[Lynnea @Lynnea]

Incheckad på Marseille Vieux-Port http://t.co/GcaCBFbVOU

[Lynnea @Lynnea]

Incheckad på Port De Marseille http://t.co/eYgiO5GX42

[Lynnea @Lynnea]

@PrettyLouie #blessed

[Lynnea @Lynnea]

@PrettyLouie Thank you for a fabulous night out! :D