Alyssa Thorp

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[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

the feminine urge to not live past your mid twenties 🤤

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@CalleDanilo That’s literally your only personality

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry I was being SO weird. it’s just because I’m a weird person

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Wow, still so relevant.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

happy bisexual awareness week! not that we need it, bisexuals never shut up about being bisexual

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@CalleDanilo Very caring and supportive of you for the people involved

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

I’ll never trust someone who doesn’t like animals. That’s it that’s the tweet.

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@CalleDanilo Your like 12

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@TSpagnolo28 I run on fumes every week

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@bumshooter Risky

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@bumshooter Stop looking good imma come kiss ya

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@CalleDanilo Obviously your not the nice guy then

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@ATOMICVOM1T I want that

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

Bye bye bunker boy

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

I’m so disappointed in the amount of mass parties I saw on my Snapchat. You all are selfish.

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@biboncaa Take it back

[Alyssa Thorp @Lysathorp]

@biboncaa Silk almond milk creamer

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

RT if you made it through high school without murdering