alyssa catanzaro ♛

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

I just don't understand why I can't have a rockin bod AND be able to still eat icecream 😑

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

lol ME!

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

Who’s job is it to pick up dead animals off the side of the road?? I’m so sorry you have such a horrific job 😕😕😕

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

Also because my aunt is currently fighting brain cancer & Lily’s story gives me so much hope ❤️❤️❤️

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

I was being selfish & about to tweet @lilysweettweets that they should have a reward program since I buy sooo much of their chocolate, & then I read about the company & how they give back & that really humbled me. #myfavoritechocolate

[Kate Faires @katefaires]

Broke? Work.
Want to lose weight? Eat better and workout.
Want to travel? Save your money and buy a plane ticket.
Tired of hearing excuses for things people have the power to change.

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

I think it’s important for everyone to be confident. Believe in yourself and everybody’s hot.

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

@laurenmelissa_1 😍😍😍😍

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

When your bf doesn’t have snap so he texts you pictures of dogs when he sees them Cause he knows you love them 😍❤️😍❤️ #ihaveakeeper

[Katherine Raleigh @kroseraleigh]

college sundays were where it was at. nothing beat waking up battling your saturday hangover with your best friends, laying in each others beds, then grabbing food and chugging coffee while simultaneously trying to put the pieces back together on what happened the night before

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

I can’t understand a word Ariana Grande sings

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

In a perfect world chocolate wouldn’t make me gain weight from looking at it, and I wouldn’t feel sick after I ate 10 pounds if it. #chocoholic

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

i wish girls who want boob jobs and girls who want boob reductions could just like. venmo each other some tity.

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

This morning I came face to face with a dangling spider, n lemme tell ya, that shit was terrifying #traumatized

[Lexie Ebensberger @CoachLexieAF]

What is the proper way to make a PB & J?
RT for: bread then peanut butter, jelly on top on peanut butter then bread

Like for: bread then peanut butter, jelly on other piece of bread and place together

Trynna settle a discussion

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

@laurenmelissa_1 I’m so proud of you!

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

Get you a man like this 😍😍😍

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

@haleygreene4 I’m in LA right now, and it’s a million times worse...I question why people want to live here. I miss our rush hour

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

Didn’t even know they served burgers... https://t.co/eHvFIzKUG7

[IHOP @IHOP]

Dear Internet, we abbreciate your batience. Now let’s see who guessed right. B-hold!!!!! #IHOb

[alyssa catanzaro ♛ @LyssaCat_]

@laurenmelissa_1 Goals 🙌🙌🙌