𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀

just a medicated gorl

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

just tryin to save the bees man

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

For the girls the gays and the theys: @bethan_nicole

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

My body is NOT a wonderland

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

in conclusion my white blood cells are stupid

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

Jacob putting the blankets on the bed - STRETCH IT LIKE A CANVAS

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

Jacob: if you listen to the Sex Pistols you probably like trump too🙄 (talking about fake punks)

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

in conclusion, I must use the handles on my mugs now

[Bethan Parmenter @bethan_nicole]

Me: She tried to swing on her mom
Lyss: ….but did she deserve it?

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

I thought 30s were the new 20s why the fuck do I have alopecia

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

Youre filipino, youre born to be a gossip - Kaitlin

[Bethan Parmenter @bethan_nicole]

Reading ACOTAR makes Alyssa’s “blood sugar rise”

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

about to crash out as the kids say

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

at this point give me the fuckin bird flu

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

Kaitlin - there we go AMIGO

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

Kaitlin: do you every just want to rip your boob off

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

I guess I won’t be dying my hair bc I have a BALD spot from stress

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

I need to dye my hair soon or I’ll die

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

today Jacob looked at me in disbelief while I attempted to put a metal chip clip on the fridge after it stuck to the knife magnet

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

this mother fucker at in n out convinced me to buy FOUR pup pattys FOUR

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

if you don’t deconstruct your ferrero rochers in layers you’re a serial killer

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

Kaitlin: “I’m very proud of you for not murdering anyone”

[𝚕𝚢𝚜𝚜🥀 @Lyssalala]

bethan thought Robert Downey Jr and Robert De Niro were the same person