Lyssa, in cursive

but I shine so bright ☀️

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

“Happy birthday, I cleaned the fridge for you when your soda exploded”

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

I just want “broke body baddie” merch from @saltinashaker

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

This week:
“Is PP private pay?” “For the right amount…”
“Oh he’s outside smoking a fat blunt”
“Pannies” “don’t look me in the eye when you say that word.”

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

@marina_ariel I stand by my patented purse steak because who was not having low sugar episodes after all those free drinks? ME.

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

I found a whiteboard marker in my insulin bag 🫣

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If I’m at 181 why do I feel like low sugar trash?!!

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

Is it hot or am I just having a sugar low: anyone’s guess

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

“If you’re Kevin then who am I?”
“No one wants to see me pass out in a Sam’s Club”
“Wanna go smoke on the roof with me?”
“Tattoo me on the other arm”

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

The lady yelling “quiet please” …you are the problem

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I need someone to dub Ru’s “and don’t fuck it up” over the scene from yesterday’s Pitt episode

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

It’s not a GP, it’s a PCP lol #911onABC

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

When you take so long to do the injection your post-shot alcohol wipe dries out ☹️

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

Feels right to be watching Anglican-nun led Call The Midwife on Ash Wednesday

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

I’m second guessing myself ever since Friday

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Sometimes I look at my organization’s recruitment themes and think “I absolutely would not have joined if that was the theme my semester.” Mermaids forever 🧜‍♀️

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

@zerolongevity is there a way to get a discount again if it went away when you were connecting an app 🫣

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

I couldn’t even do “witterawwy” right cause of not being able say r’s myself.

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Gross posting: getting a really good loogie out feels like an accomplishment with this sinus infection and then I don’t feel guilty about being sick

[Lyssa, in cursive @LyssaPrincessa]

Cool one day into the new year and I’m doing questionable/shady things 😒

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My biggest gripe is that @American_Girl is not selling the Raquel Reyes journal/book on its own and only with the doll! I just want the book and not for $100+ 😔