elyssa

this is where i pray to Billy Joel, sometimes he answers

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

the world is so much more colorful when you’re living for something bigger than yourself

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

once again waiting

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

when is it my turn to be happy?

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

I’m still waiting

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

it took two months but i just processed that I don’t live in the states anymore

[trash jones @jzux]

my job actually gives me unlimited TPO (time pissed off)

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

give me a 30mg aderall and i will take over Southwest Airlines. give me 4 hours I’ll fix it.

[shavanuu @sazzler280]

I want to honeymoon in Gettysburg

[Weber State University @WeberStateU]

Summer registration opens April 4! Take a gander at all our latest programs, like Mother Goose Development, and get flying on applying.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Wake up and fight the day.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Happy Solstice to all those who still believe there is a sun.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

"Good soup," I say as I stare dull-eyed into the void.

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

and it came to pass that metro boomin did want some more

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

crimson tide crimson flags, it’s all the same thing

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

if harrison is going to be ejected the coach should be too

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

whenever i’m not wearing my glasses people ask me if i’ve been crying

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

how about instead of placing me on the do not call list, you tell me why i was on the yes call list instead

[elyssa @LyssAuger]

stop asking me if i’m okay i literally have 6 aquarius placements