Alyssa

mother of two spawns, dj/karaoke host, and offensive as fuck. 😘

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

I feel like I am on fiiiiiirrreeee

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

Silver lipgloss for the win

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

Learning to love myself more each day💜💜

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

@maechael1916 Not too old, I remember buying that same top for my old man. So... 3 years?

[Maechael1916 @maechael1916]

This is my face at times.

Odd how well I clean up here and there.

[Maechael1916 @maechael1916]

Dinner is served.

Homemade sourdough breadbowl, sauteed veggie sauce topped with scallions and cheddar.

Bon Appetit ;)

[Maechael1916 @maechael1916]

Hey @wizards_magic give this man a promo card asap!

These skits are hilarious every time

[Maechael1916 @maechael1916]

Large loaf, post oil brush (hand brushed, fuck that was dumb) and setting to finish.

[Maechael1916 @maechael1916]

Oh yeah, I'm also doing the whole sourdough thing with @CrochetCupcake1 and I think I may have actual bread here this time.

#foodies #bread #sourdough
#sourdoughstarter #pain #homemade #baking

[• @heykenaniah]

Day 3726247372 without getting any

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

#NewProfilePic

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

Learning to love myself again 💜

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

Snapped a few cute pics 😘

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

Feeling cute. Ish.
Plus I took a break from making blankets

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

If you haven't checked these guys out, DO IT ALREADY😍😍😍

[Whiskey Hills @WhiskeyHills]

Kody Toast's Self Quarantine Day 16. Song: Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath

[Alyssa @LyssTheBard]

I love this asshole. He may be a jerk, but he's mine.
Also, my hair is prettier😘😘

[Whiskey Hills @WhiskeyHills]

Kody Toast's Self-Quarantine Day 5. Song: House of the Rising Sun by The Animals

[Whiskey Hills @WhiskeyHills]

Kody Toast's Self-Quarantine Day 6. Felt like changing it up today so here's an original song entitled Mind Pollution

[Whiskey Hills @WhiskeyHills]

Kody Toast's Self-Quarantine Day 7. Song: Deuce by KISS

[Whiskey Hills @WhiskeyHills]

Kody Toast's Self Quarantine Day 8. Song: Sympathy for the Devil orignally done by The Rolling Stones and later covered by Guns 'n' Roses. (This is the GNR version)