Lyss

just tryin' to Leslie Knope my way through life

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

Hannah’s face is all women dealing with the emotional labor of men’s BS #TheBachelorette

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

people who say Shakespeare is boring have obviously never experienced the glory that is Harold Perrinneau's Mercutio

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

Face ID not recognizing my haggard ass even AFTER I take my glasses off in the morning is the rudest thing ever.

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

men will call women dramatic and then literally make their entire personality “the joker”

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

@adulttoast @cargons

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

So what’re y’all’s thoughts on the dead poets society?

[Secure-It Self Storage @secure_it_ss]

Self Storage in Halfmoon & Clifton Park

[trash jones @jzux]

i have literally never been bodied so hard by a targeted ad

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

Me: Pretty sure I’m tough enough to survive an apocalypse

Also me: this little cut on my finger is big ouchies

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

Husband and I planned our first date night since the baby was born (14 months). Daughter said “like hell you are!” & spiked a fever over 103°.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Will somebody explain the indictment to me like I’m 35 with a liberal arts education.

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

One of the grossest neocapitalist trends is having multiple children to keep your social media brands going.

[Christian Benavides @chrb_tx]

The social team at Southwest Airlines this morning

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

@clhubes I had this same realization recently. You are not alone.

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

A weird phenomena in social media I’m wondering if I’m the only one who thinks this?: some people who post about their kids have babies who seem to never age & then others have an infant one day and then seemingly two weeks later this baby is like, a toddler??

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

I don’t trust people that say Daniel Craig is attractive when that man put on this earth solely to play Putin in a biopic.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

all pretty girls have anxiety and stomach issues.

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

A weird phenomena in social media I’m wondering if I’m the only one who thinks this?: some people who post about their kids have babies who seem to never age & then others have an infant one day and then seemingly two weeks later this baby is like, a toddler??

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

@cargons Next year blink182 can tell you no one likes you

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

@cargons Who else would it be tho

[Lyss @LysstheVix]

@cargons It’s gimli isn’t it