Alyssa Henderson

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[Alyssa Henderson @Lyssx5595]

I fuckin love @AmiriKing !! If you don't have a sense of humor don't bother but I feel like he gets me !! And he's sexy too #boom

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

When someone dies, people always say "they are in a better place."

I mean, how do you know that?

What if Heaven is a Nickelback concert.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Gonna create a website of videos of me flicking my balls. I'm gonna charge people $7 per month to stream the videos.

Gonna call it Nutflix.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My 4 year old just told me that I was "the shittiest driver in the world."

Well at least I can wipe my own ass unassisted.

[Alyssa Henderson @Lyssx5595]

I was soo tired at 9pm I was nodding off now I'm wide awake. Wtf man

[Alyssa Henderson @Lyssx5595]

Kim Kardashian is sexy AF I'm not hatin on her naked pic she tweeted shittt

[Alyssa Henderson @Lyssx5595]

Norman Bates is losin his shit rn

[Alyssa Henderson @Lyssx5595]

Follow me peopleeee

[Alyssa Henderson @Lyssx5595]

No clue how to do this Twitter thing

[The Walking Dead @TheWalkingDead]

Morgan's that guy that yells, "I object!" when the priest asks at the wedding. #TheWalkingDead