One time Emily showered at her moms house and put her moms “nice hair serum” in her hair. WENT TO COURT. and then realized what she thought was hair serum WAS HER MOMS LUBE ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
My phone just had a moment and added everyone in my quick add and now I’m embarrassed rushing to delete people I don’t know and did not mean to add. Why me?!🤦🏼♀️ ugh. Hate my life. Trust me I didn’t want to add you just as much as you don’t wanna add me. 🤦🏼♀️💁🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️💁🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Lenny and I are at McDonald’s and the lady said “alright, anything else for you?” And Lenny actually said “No, that’ll be it, McThank you” and I was not expecting it.
I lied and told someone I was tested for covid and had to quarantine so they would leave me alone and now a bunch of people are asking me if I have covid. It was such a good idea when I was hammered.....
It’s 2020 I don’t understand why we can’t leave a FaceTime voicemail. Like I want a video of me drunkenly cussing my friends out for not answering my FaceTime at 2 am.
It’s Buff’s 21st birthday and she just went in and bought us a 18 pack and I really was not expecting it to hit as hard as it did. My little baby is so grown up.
Katie still holds against me the time I didn’t tell her my dad’s Golden Retreiver, Indy, died till she came home like two years after it happened. She bawled her eyes out and I’ve never heard the end of how shitty I am because I didn’t tell her. 😂