Maddie

Almost too old for Twitter.

[Netflix @netflix]

No more secrets. No more silence.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

@lindsayspad Been there sister! Hang in there, it gets better ❤️

[Maddie @M12Graves]

My boyfriend owns a tow truck business so if you see my car on a truck just know it’s fine, I’m just too drunk to drive.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

....and now he’s my boyfriend.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

A guy just called me evasive for always dodging his invites to hang out. Alexa, play dirt off your shoulder by Jay-Z.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

A guy just called me evasive for always dodging his invites to hang out. Alexa, play dirt off your shoulder by Jay-Z.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

One time Emily showered at her moms house and put her moms “nice hair serum” in her hair. WENT TO COURT. and then realized what she thought was hair serum WAS HER MOMS LUBE ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Maddie @M12Graves]

Not only can Emily thread eyebrows with a sock string, she also slays the box cap highlights. Ayyyyyyy.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

About to delete my snap and make a new one. Like wtf Snapchat, you’re making me v anxious.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

My phone just had a moment and added everyone in my quick add and now I’m embarrassed rushing to delete people I don’t know and did not mean to add. Why me?!🤦🏼‍♀️ ugh. Hate my life. Trust me I didn’t want to add you just as much as you don’t wanna add me. 🤦🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Maddie @M12Graves]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Maddie @M12Graves]

I just spilled beer all in my car laughing hysterically at this with Lenny.

[𝑀𝑎𝑀𝑎 𝐵. @mskaybelle]

Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?

58.

Please don’t delete me.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

Lenny and I are at McDonald’s and the lady said “alright, anything else for you?” And Lenny actually said “No, that’ll be it, McThank you” and I was not expecting it.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

Why can’t I realize how annoying and embarrassing I am in the moment? It’s always too late. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Maddie @M12Graves]

I lied and told someone I was tested for covid and had to quarantine so they would leave me alone and now a bunch of people are asking me if I have covid. It was such a good idea when I was hammered.....

[Maddie @M12Graves]

It’s 2020 I don’t understand why we can’t leave a FaceTime voicemail. Like I want a video of me drunkenly cussing my friends out for not answering my FaceTime at 2 am.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

It’s Buff’s 21st birthday and she just went in and bought us a 18 pack and I really was not expecting it to hit as hard as it did. My little baby is so grown up.

[Maddie @M12Graves]

Katie still holds against me the time I didn’t tell her my dad’s Golden Retreiver, Indy, died till she came home like two years after it happened. She bawled her eyes out and I’ve never heard the end of how shitty I am because I didn’t tell her. 😂

[Maddie @M12Graves]

How I fucking missed @Chloee_Coen so friggen much. She’s so grown up 😫my little grasshopper, I’m so proud of her.