RHYS.

I'm stuck here in my skin.

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𝐑𝐇𝐘𝐒.

〈 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 〉

— CEO. plant guy.
(also a human disaster, too.)

▹ post tftb · au
▹ serious · shitpost
▹ mature themes
▹ ships w/ chem

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Not now kitten, daddy has... Well, daddy has just crashed a space station.

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Especially not Fiona's bugs.

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I don't have bugs??!

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@FOOLSFRAUD @atIasst WHAT.

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@atIasst @FOOLSFRAUD What.

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@FOOLSFRAUD @atIasst N... No. What kind of bugs? No.

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@FOOLSFRAUD @atIasst 😐

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@FOOLSFRAUD Oh. Ok. Sorry.

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I am deeply in love with you.

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Like for an indirect.

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@FOOLSFRAUD HE’S WHITE TOO?

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@FOOLSFRAUD Oh, so you’d prefer the Undertale clown over me, the Rhys that can whip up a Swedish meatballs dish that’s so savory it’ll knock your socks clean off. I see how it is.

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Oh my word bro.

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@FOOLSFRAUD It’s not. But whatever.

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Hey, do you have a minute? @FOOLSFRAUD

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@FOOLSFRAUD Thanks so much for the confidence boost. Seriously, forget I said anything.

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@FOOLSFRAUD Eeeyeah. Anya mentioned that. I was… kinda hoping you wouldn’t remember.

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@FOOLSFRAUD Just! Stupid stuff. She said you followed me out after I left and. I don’t know.

Forget it, it’s probably nothing. We were all pretty drunk. I don’t even remember anything after halfway through the poker game.

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@FOOLSFRAUD Just. Anything. She’s been sending me these really weird messages ever since New Years.