Damien the Omen.

Just a Maltese dude from Melbourne, Australia. I love making people laugh. #Bomber, #Broncos and #LALakers supporter. 😁👊

[Damien the Omen. @M1SHINATOR]

https://t.co/3bTV3MESfE

[Essendon FC @essendonfc]

Saturday dub.

[Damien the Omen. @M1SHINATOR]

GO BOMBERS! 🖤❤️🖤❤️ @essendonfc

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I was once so broke I couldn't afford to pay my electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

[Essendon FC @essendonfc]

Anyone else still get chills from this moment against the Eagles?

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What’s it called when you steal your bike back from the thief?

Recycling

[Damien the Omen. @M1SHINATOR]

Taking my bro Malekani to his first @7AFL game today. @essendonfc #GOBOMBERS

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

It's illegal to laugh out loud in Hawaii.

You have to keep it to a low ha.

[Ed Boon @noobde]

Whoever designed/drew this should have sent it to Txitter.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What did one tectonic plate say to another when he bumped into the other?

Sorry! My Fault!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

So I did.

We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works in web design.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What’s the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?

A literalist takes things literally.
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

[Don Caldwell ℹ️ @DonCaldwelll]

5 more years for the Red Dawwwwg!

🐕

🟥⬛️

[Essendon FC @essendonfc]

RED DOG ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE ❤️🖤

[Damien the Omen. @M1SHINATOR]

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[Ed Boon @noobde]

Mortal Kombat 1 Kombat Pack Roster!

[Allan Raskall @AllanRaskall]

I catch-up with Frankie J Holden - one of the stars of the newest original Australian musical - ‘Bloom’.
The stage show also has a cameo by a famous newsman!
To find-out who that is, please tune-in to @9NewsMelb with @phitchener9 at 6pm