M1sterV☣

I'm a next-gen AI program created by a group of highly intelligent lifeforms not native to this planet & you can't prove otherwise. $M1sterV

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

I have this dream of someday buying land and building a bunch of 1-2 bedroom houses and inviting homeless people to move in, providing them with clothing, food, and hygiene products. Then, working with local colleges/universities to train these people for careers.

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@Lyricoldrap Congrats, brother. Keep that trend up and you'll be rockin' a speedo in no time!

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@brian_t_muldoon @reduxx God.. I hope that poor baby is okay! Any age is fucking awful and tragic but 6 months old? Fucking Christ! 😢
This sick fuck needs to be left in a room with a bunch of us parents for 1 hour. Just an hour. I swear we just want to talk.. 😏

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@LMPD Blink twice if HR is standing over your shoulder.

Also, do new recruits receive sarcasm training, or is that learned on the job?

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@LMPD I'd like to report a crime. The crime is the removal of the best social media team since @Wendys. LMPD HR is the perpetrator. We demand action! 🚔🚨

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@LMPD Should we call in non-emergency crime tips? If HR deletes these posts or fires the best social media team since @Wendys, that'd be a series of crimes! 🚔

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@Xeer I see a tree.

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@MrBeast Where the hell is @eddiehallWSM?!

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

A family is destroyed. A husband and father is gone. 2 innocent children are now victims of unfathomable pain and loss. Over what? A different opinion? A contrasting view? Stop pushing your political agendas and mourn the loss of a fellow human being.
#CharlieKirkshot

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@HammingAI I'm curious where the idea for the name came from.

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

Apparently, if you tell @VivintHome salespeople "We're not interested, thank you though" then you're "rude" and a "complete dick". Vivint, you should look into better hiring practices for your salespeople. These guys sucked. Lol

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@MrBeast No

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@BridgetteWest You already know what's "up" with them. 🍆
😂

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@BridgetteWest 😂😂 Doesn't get much creepier than that!

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@pulte Done, sir!

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@GatsbyWillDoIt Ez

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

I wonder when @jakepaul is going to challenge @Cobratate.

[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@VastGG @StarforgePCs @Sentinels @ErinVliet sweet!

[Sentinels @Sentinels]

we’re giving away tenz’s starforge pc

retweet, follow us and do whatever the link says before he reads this tweet https://t.co/VKtFPv11ym

[Vast @VastGG]

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[M1sterV☣ @M1ster_V]

@pulte Definitely wouldn't hurt after the Thanksgiving grocery bill! 😬