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@patsy_kensit it is illegal to show your anus to on duty Traffic Wardens

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#m25 #police #warning #fredtalbot is a dirty git.

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Police warning No waving your knob at passing motorists when broken down on the hard shoulder. #M25

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#m25 please refrain from having sexual intercourse whilst driving through the #Dartford Tunnel #essex #kent

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#m25 the #French pop sensation Charles Aznavour regularly commutes 4000 miles a week around the M25

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#m25 over 22 flies are killed daily by hitting cars on the m25 daily!. An independent survey that has been made up reported this morning

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#m25 it is estimated the average m25 user will spend 22.5 years of their life sitting in #traffic jams. #london #MissAmerica

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#m25 is now offering great parking facilities.

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#m25 is moving in an anti clockwise and clockwise direction

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#m25 it is recommended and polite practice to give the toll attendant a £5 tip when using the #Dartford river crossing. #essex #kent

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#M25 #police recommend when carrying passengers and passing wind that drivers should open the car windows @SpeakComedy #stinks

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#M25 please avoid junctions 29 and 30 as they lead to #Basildon

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#m25 please consider other road users and make sure your child users the central reservation and not the hard shoulder as a toilet.

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#m25 it is illegal to drive on the M25 whilst attempting a #RoyHodgson impression. #England

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#M25 between junctions 21 and 25 tomorrow it will not be permitted to give a hair cut whilst driving until 8.pm.

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#M25 in the interests of safety if you are blind or visually impaired please drive using the inside lane. #london

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#m25 please make sure before setting out on your journey that you have learnt to drive and have a current driving licence.

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#M25 please refrain from sleeping whilst in control of your vehicle unless you are in heavy traffic. #traffic #motorway

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#m25 to help lorry drivers concentrate lady drivers please reveal your breasts as they drive past. #udders

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#m25 in the interests of road #safety please steer your vehicle with your knees if lighting a cigarette. #traffic #alert #warning