Ariel Marie

Mom of 4 • Disney • Halloween 🎃
🐮 Cows, chaos & tattoos
🌊 Mermaid soul. Sailor’s mouth.
🎥 Creator in progress
🖤 Weirdos can sit with me.

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Sunday relaxation? Never heard of her. 🤣🚜 Unloading hay, feeding animals, and surviving another day of farm chaos! 🐐❤️ Wouldn’t trade it for anything!

#FarmLife #HomesteadLife

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

We thought family game night would be relaxing… then The Uzzle came out. 🤣🧩

Suddenly everybody’s fighting for their reputation while the dog sleeps through it all. 💀😂

Is your family this competitive?!

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Small-town living has my heart. ❤️🇺🇸

Today we got out of the house and enjoyed our town’s Founder’s Day! Good food, family time, sunshine, and making memories with the people I love most.

It’s the little moments like these that remind me why I love the life we’re building. ❤️

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

A little Disney princess, a little Halloween queen, and a whole lot of chaos. 🧜‍♀️🎃🖤

Mama of four, farm life, 12-hour shifts, and big dreams. Running on caffeine, sarcasm, and determination! 😂✨

Life isn’t perfect, but it’s mine! ❤️

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

My energy clocked out, but my responsibilities didn’t. 💀😂

Four kids, farm life, night shifts, and a little @NeuroGum in my bag! 💙

Gifted by Neuro | #NeuroGum #UGCCreator

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

I drive stick shift. My friend put me in a Tesla. 💀

Needed help getting IN… then found out the damn thing drives ITSELF?! 😭🤣

I’m going back to my manual transmission. At least SHE lets me be in control. 😂🚗

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

The horses got their pedicures today. 🐴💅🤣

Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to remember the last time I got mine.

Just another day of beautiful chaos on the farm. ❤️🌾

#FarmLife #HorseMom #Homestead

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

🎶 You’ve been hit by… a SMOOTH CRIMINAL! 💀🕺

🚨 WANTED: PUA 🚨

Chicken? GONE. 🥩
Hamburger? GONE.
Waffles?! GONE. 🧇😭

My Great Dane learned to open the FREEZER… and now the pantry! BAHAHAHA 🤣🤣

Do I need a dog trainer or the FBI?! 💀🐾

#GreatDane #FunnyDogs

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

50% Disney princess 🧜‍♀️✨ 50% horror queen 🔪🖤

Mickey and Minnie on one side, Annabelle on the other. 😂❤️

Which side are you? 👀

#DisneyAdult #SpookyGirl #HalloweenEveryday

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

I took this man on vacation and the hotel furniture didn’t survive. 😭💀😂

HE LITERALLY JUST SAT DOWN.

Please tell me I’m not the only one married to a walking blooper reel. 🤣❤️

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Apparently, the morning staff meeting was mandatory… and EVERYONE had complaints. 🐐😂

No coffee. No personal space. Just a whole lot of attitude before breakfast.

Welcome to another morning on the farm! 🤠❤️

Be honest… which one looks like the troublemaker? 👀👇

#FarmLife

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Four kids, long shifts, big dreams, and a farm full of personalities. 🐴❤️

Life isn’t always peaceful, but these little moments remind me why I love it.

Country life or city life? 👀

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Me: Just going outside to do chores real quick.

My animals: We have 47 complaints and would like to speak to management. 😂🐐💀

Plot twist: management is the llama.

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Good morning from management. Apparently my performance review isn’t going well.

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Back to reality, but I’m keeping this one. 🖤
Somewhere between the kids, rides, chaos & late nights… there was us. 🥹
10/10 would run away with you again. ❤️

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

@UGCOpportunity Skin

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Six Flags: survived. 😂🎢❤️
Rides, giraffes, matching Flash shirts, Oktoberfest & enough family chaos to last us until the next adventure. ⚡️
Wouldn’t trade this crew for anything. 🥹❤️

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Vacation: over. Got home at 2AM. Energy: nonexistent. 💀
Unfortunately, nobody told the animals Mom needed a recovery day. 😂🐴🐐
NERO + farm clothes + back to business.
Vacation ends. Farm chores don’t. 🤠🖤

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

And that’s a wrap. 🖤
Home sweet home after one hell of a weekend.
We survived 😂✌️
Goodnight, internet.

[Ariel Marie @M3RM8iiD]

Tried to surprise the kids with Six Flags. Six Flags surprised ME by being closed. 🤡 So anyway… McDonald’s and hotel chaos it is. 😂💀