just maddy

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[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My daughter sent this text during the break of Day 2 of the bar exam. I’m going to go ahead and tell you, this guy not only is going to pass but he is going to make the most money in the room.

[KSAT 12 @ksatnews]

Matthew McConaughey and Manu Ginóbili lend their voices to Great Springs Project, which aims to create 100 miles of hiking trails connecting San Antonio to Austin and protect the surrounding land from being developed.
https://t.co/rHZqbyYOMw

[Nimesh Patel @findingnimesh]

Lady Thinks I’m Hasan Minhaj.

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

Mom: What do you want to eat?

Me, 8 years old:

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

she was just tryna get mimosas @ brunch not go to the olympics ….

[Aerin @FromAerin]

This is the type of commercial Adult Swim would play at like 4am that let you know It was time to take yo ass to sleep

[Bobby Belt @BobbyBeltTX]

"Everyone in McKinney is dead" lol

[just maddy @M4ddydh]

What’s the best cheese for grilled cheese? 🧀🍞

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sean Gunn says “in 1980, CEOs made 30x what the lowest worker was making, now Bob Iger makes 400x what his lowest worker is making.”

“I think that’s a fucking shame Bob, and maybe you should look in the mirror & ask why is that? Is it morally okay?” https://t.co/yJkbz9QT28

[Jeannette Reyes @msnewslady]

Send help

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Barbie has been in a monogamous relationship with Ken forever and has every job imaginable. She’s the literal definition of a girl boss. What are you all talking about? Lots of ppl telling on themselves that they think attractive = slutty bimbo

[Hybrid Calisthenics @HCalisthenics]

Building strength versus demonstrating strength #homeworkout

[Persephonē @steviaplath]

when he’s 7 IPAs deep and you say you will handle the door dash order

[⛲️ @anydamnways]

I’m dead

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me Earth
🤝
Getting hotter and
more unstable with age