At 4 am this morning, as I laid in a deep slumber, I was called to action by my wife who had discovered a spider the size of a half dollar in the bathroom. Without hesitation I arose to combat the intruder. Claire handed me the slant board I’ve been using for rehab, and I immediately knew the spider had no chance. It took but 1 attempt to strike down my opponent. I received hugs and kisses for my bravery and fell back asleep with confidence. Have a day gentlemen. 🕷️
I am officially endorsing @GavinNewsom for president in 2028.
A proven winner.
Nobody does homelessness, crime, fraud, and $8 gas better.
And any man willing to sleep with his best friend’s wife clearly has the character to lead America.
Let’s take California national. 🇺🇸
When Roger Craig opened the door, everything changed. See his Hall of Fame moment in “Hall of Fame Knocks: Class of 2026,” on NFL Network, Saturday, Feb. 7, at 10 p.m. EST. Class of 2026 presented by @VisualEdgeIT. @49ers@NFL@nflnetwork