MO

Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

[MO @m_0C]

I find Bling Ring highly uninteresting and borderline annoying but god DAMN am I reminded of just how fucking hot Orlando Bloom is.

[MO @m_0C]

Who wrote Biden’s speech tonight? Who thought any of this was a good idea??? Fuel to the insane’s fire but also insane all on its own.

[MO @m_0C]

Donal Logue AND Bradley Whitford on SVU together is and always will be my literal dream.

[MO @m_0C]

Has anyone ever listened to Landslide and not cried? Asking for myself, I cry every single time????

[Allie Streeker @allie_streek]

Why do we forsake pudding after elementary school until we’re senior citizens? Do you guys remember how fucking good pudding is? Why is exclusively eaten by children and olds

[MO @m_0C]

Holy shiiiiiiiiit this thread!!!

[MO @m_0C]

@abbeysuekos Fun fact: Their CEO attended one of my weddings 2 weeks ago (I’m a planner). I wanted to put him on BLAST but couldn’t😅 Fuck this company and good for you for standing up for yourself!!! Let this be a warning to others as well.

[MO @m_0C]

@abbeysuekos and still call themselves a “start up”. They grew & lost sight of their OG mission at the expense of their lowest workers and their patients. I finally quit to put all my effort into my business full time and 2 different managers told me I would fail….

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[MO @m_0C]

Anyone who voted for Trump voted for this ruling, whether they agree with it or not. Their naïveté, ignorance, or indifference is the reason we are here. 3 hyper-conservative lunatics were appointed & we turned the clock back 50 years. If they voted Trump, this is on them.

[MO @m_0C]

AND YET

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

Gonna be very weird if Supreme Court ends a constitutional right to obtain an abortion next week, saying it should be left to the States to decide, right after it just imposed a constitutional right to concealed carry of firearms, saying it cannot be left to the States to decide

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

A friendly reminder that five out of six conservative Justices on the Supreme Court were appointed by Presidents that lost the popular vote.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

it was very important to the founding fathers that I be allowed to bring my gun to the M&M store

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Perhaps Roe can be salvaged if women reclassify their vaginas as holsters. #iykyk

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the thing about the ocean is it’s haunted and I do not fuck with it. 95% of the ocean is unexplored? good. it’s none of our business

[Matt Lane @MattLaneWrites]

There's been a lot of terrible news recently, but I feel like we skipped over the fact that SCOTUS last week said that "innocence is not enough" to prevent someone from being executed for a crime that they did not commit.

[MO @m_0C]

I stopped watching the news for my mental health. I turn it on tonight for the first time in literally months and the headline is Nancy Pelosi’s husband being arrested. I—I hate this country.

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity