❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆

always accidentally creating lore ♡

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

go crazy about me that's my type

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

when oomf is a weird perverted freak but a chill one

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

don’t trust anything i say after 2 am those are the horny thoughts talking

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

name a famous dog but it can’t be scooby doo

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

i want a little e boyfriend 😔

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

missionary so i can ask him if im bad at overwatch

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

sending him lingerie pics while he’s at work is so fun ngl.

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

men be like “i want u” and then do nothing to prove it

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

I can’t flirt but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

but what if i match your freak AND your weird nerdy interests, huh? then what??

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

when he pulls you closer while sleeping>>>

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

I flirt by liking your post and hoping you dm me

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

selfishly want you all to myself

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

i need to mark all over your neck!

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

i know i just called you dude but i'm trying to flirt with you

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

i love a man that can make me squirm

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

forget about your troubles. come nap with me

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

(flirting) lol i gave you a boner

[❀ 𝗠𝗮𝗲𝘃𝗲 ⋆ @M_9aeve]

he gets all my attention