Steven Mondelaers

SRE @intracto

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

Introverts are like a slow website. They might be the coolest site, but usually people don’t wait that long for them to open.

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

Hey @zabbix, pro tip: SSL monitoring 😉

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

@Telenet, SSL certificaat vervallen?

[@[email protected] @larsmb]

IT Security: you can either pay good salaries and for backup systems in advance, or in Bitcoin later.

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

@dpdNL Dag Karin, ik heb je mijn pakketnummer bezorgd via DM

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

Hey @dpdNL, al 2 werkdagen op rij melding gekregen van een gefaalde afleverpoging. Ik ben gewoon thuis en heb geen DPD zien passeren. In de brievenbus is ook geen briefje te bespeuren. Waar is mijn pakketje?

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

@EssentBE Dag Elise. Het lijkt intussen weer opgelost. Ik zie dat jullie nameservers van AWS naar Hostbasket zijn aangepast, misschien dat daar iets fout was gegaan.

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

@EssentBE, DNS issues? https://t.co/sUAGweLz3S lijkt niet meer te door te komen

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

"This workaround is only temporary"

[Tawanda Nyahuye👨‍💻 @towernter]

What is the biggest lie you have heard from a programmer?

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

@survivalitis

[Taylor Ping 🐉 @taylorrping]

January May

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

The person / The personality

[Steven Mondelaers @M__Steven]

@annso_D @TamaSutraaa

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

meme for you

[Cal Evans @CalEvans]

Do you develop with error_reporting(E_NONE)?

PHP 8 is gonna be an eye opener for you. :)

Set E_ALL NOW and fix those E_WARNINGS and E_NOTICES before it's too late.

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

A man-in-the-middle attack illustrated.

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Parents put vim on the door so I cannot exit during quarantine. Lmao. Via https://t.co/XknuKo0R9g

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

what your code looks like. Via @turnoff_us

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Debugging a live error in production is like trying to rewire a house while it’s on fire

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

I'm sure Unix and Linux users will understand this