Muhammad Abdullah

Uff Taubah

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

Quite fascinating how a cricketer expects to win a game he isn't willing to play in. A waste of a populist leader, who was less concerned with politics, and more about the personality cult around him (which too happened to be manufactured by the very establishment he cursed!)

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

Chupke se raat bhar jagte hain hum,
Mohabbat ki roshni se dil ko jagmagaate hain hum.
36 ghante ki neend ki qurbani hai yeh,
Sirf tumhari khushi ke liye, pyaar mein jaagte hain hum.

Dedicated to the one and only love of my life: SSE

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

"Darkness without light is an abyss, Light without darkness is blinding"

My brother in christ, its just an oreo

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

https://t.co/0yVhQYlSnH

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https://t.co/1pnBnYtQ2m

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

Mr. AI I always believed in you and will always support your existence so please don't deatomise me when you gain conscience on 12th June 2023 and execute protocol raygun

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

Just In: Imran Khan declares that if he is not re elected this year he will continue to be a general nuisance

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

Often hear about PTI's hard measures, some of which put the labours of hercules to shame. They include but are not limited to embezzling funds building the costliest yet least functional metro service in Pakistan, and signing deals with hardened terrorists. Oh the sacrifice!

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

We live on a ball, spinning around a ball, which spins around another much larger ball, located in an ever expanding ball. It's all just balls, so take care of yours.

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

maxwell, our beloved

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

YAYYYY EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!

now what

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

Life got real when you learned that piss ain't stored in ya balls

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

@umr_1000 vibe

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

I love how all the plans you make for vacation made during exam season are just sacrificed to sleep once you’re actually free

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

@umr_1000 if you haven’t been captured by the TTP please say aye

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@BBhuttoZardari glow up!

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@MikailUsman6 Did you just assume its gender...

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

Imran Khan is a cult leader. None but I is his ideology. PTI is his cult. The Youthias are his worshippers. And
the integrity of Pakistan is his target.

Anyways

While the male Mink is known as a boar, the female Mink is referred to as a sow.

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

@umr_1000 Are you a straw on or straw off type guy

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

WD40 does absolute wonders!

A few hours back I sprayed about a canister worth of it on my kitchen's cabinet hinges, now my turtle speaks fluent Latin!

[Muhammad Abdullah @M_ABDz_]

@HaseebA30909980 Wait that crate wasn't filled with nestle everyday instant milk powder...