Matthew Keating

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Happy sound check day!
"One, Two, One Two... Two, oh, Two Two.."

@moviesethumor #waitforsound #holdforsound #soundcheck

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Genuinely curious to see how this is handled by media and government. My thoughts are with Jordan and the team.

[Crikey @crikey_news]

#BREAKING: NSW Police have confirmed reports of a fire at the home of popular Australian YouTuber FriendlyJordies early this morning. As @cameronwilson reports, the incident is being treated as suspected arson. [FREE]
https://t.co/SQ5pYgLwDJ

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@elonmusk 🎶"Boss makes a quarter, I make a dime.
That's why I Tweet on company time"🎶

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Im a fukin simp for leg day

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Dan Andrews invented leg day.

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@homendsexual @jeffreysty Ever heard of "con flu"?

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Love this. Love everything about it. Thank you for sharing 🙏

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Curious to know if there was any particular protocol/procedure taught to our former leaders in the event of changes in the monarchy, and whether or not the training was only implemented in the later years?

@JuliaGillard @MrKRudd @TurnbullMalcolm @HonTonyAbbott @ScottMorrisonMP

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Haaaahhh... I got pulled aside by a manager once for something along these lines
Her- "it makes it very difficult to negotiate individual contracts when you talk to these.. these..?"
Me- "friends?"

She didn't enjoy that response 🤣🤣

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Companies out there still posting this illegal shit. Thanks for the evidence I guess.

Via u/jccrafter9000

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So yesterday I had my first job interview since 2007 (that wasn't an audition of sorts) and, on top of getting the job, I was also offered a position in the recruitment team😂

#Communicationskills

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@itsmariekelly TENS machines selling at Aldi for $35 at the moment. I can't imagine what you're going through but I hope that little piece of info can help :/

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@itsmariekelly Oh my 😅

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Massage therapists should include back scratches in their relaxation services, this is not debatable.

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I'm not road-raging. I'm just road-dissappointed in you.

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@meowbrodieCRPS @PRGuy17 Temp it, it's amusing for the rest of us 😉

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They're a 10... but they excessively butcher the ellipsis... when they type...

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@itsmariekelly Get ouuuuut what

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Australia: where mocking the Liberals is not only socially acceptable, but actively encouraged by the majority.
#auspol #ausgov #LiberalMeltDown #ScomoNoMo

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@Elk_Elk_Elk_Elk There's always swordcraft?
And there are heaps of jousting/medieval/fantasy events that happen around Australia every year! I recommend Ironfest if they're still running post-covid