not maddy

say “yikes” & move on with ur life

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

*After every weekend*

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Dad: “Just put whatever mommy usually buys in your basket”

Daughter:

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

It took me a week to pick 2 pairs of shoes online for winter...
The amount of shoes I would have if I made good money would be... unfathomable.

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

@katywadey FEEL THAT

[HANNAH @wraithsfire]

or whatever Nicki minaj said

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

What’s the app to sell pics of your feet?? Asking for a friend....

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

What’s the app but for like sugar babies? ???
...asking for a friend.... Living in a city is expensive OK

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

I guess being an “a-dult” means not going on twitter for weeks at a time, and instead reading books and looking at your LinkedIn updates 🙂

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

Working for a company that feels like a startup and has a lot of 20-something and people, means Thursday night company events are gonna involve a lot of alcohol and tough Friday mornings

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

Is it too much to ask that some cool photographer takes a photo of me candidly waiting for the bus or reading my book at the park or something ???

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

Since moving to a city I’ve become really sensitive to the people around me and my environment. The way everything looks, smells, how people act.. it seriously feel like I’m living the life out of a book
...what’s going on

[⟡ pau ⟡ @ughbunny]

my favorite tiktok

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

What ever happened to LiteBrites?

[Eric Billeter @EricBilleter_25]

My number neighbor fried the shit out of me

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

“How was your weekend??”

Oh the usual, went apartment searching, hung with friends, got in a car wreck, went grocery shopping, nothing crazy.

[not maddy @M_dazzzle]

I don’t know why this entertained me so much. But I came across the cat on Instagram, and the baby a few months ago on Twitter. Tell me this isn’t the best