Mac

To become who you want to be, you have to be who you want to become!

[Mac @M_Hall09]

@seattletimes Take your pick of some of your own “tweets”/ articles.
“CHAZ”= “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” sounds like taking over a big portion of Seattle to me….

https://t.co/lEn7dybVnO
https://t.co/taqAH5HlvZ
https://t.co/pon2acM0OD
How can you claim both sides of this to be true?

[The Seattle Times @seattletimes]

Poor communication, deception, bad judgment and a lack of city and police leadership contributed to violence and two deaths during summer 2020 protests in Seattle, according to a scathing review of the city’s response to the Capitol Hill Occupied zone. https://t.co/PhwpsdXdJc

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman?

Watch the explosive documentary starring @MattWalshBlog FREE on Twitter for 24 hrs. https://t.co/qDi7thCNid

[Mac @M_Hall09]

Monty and his Furaoh collar. #BarkBoxDay #smooches #snackStealing #destroyingtoys #howling #squirrelChasing #bordercollie

[Mac @M_Hall09]

I'm sorry, but if your kid is SCREAMING during sacrament, you cover that kids mouth and take them out to the foyer. #mormonproblems

[Mac @M_Hall09]

@BradPaisley Enjoying the weather here in the #PNW. #NationalSelfieDay

[Trooper Kameron Watts @wspd1pio]

Remember our Trooper who was hit by the sleepy driver? He's doing well & on the mend! Thanks for all the support!

[Mac @M_Hall09]

Travel tips from Mac: When traveling in Europe, rent a smaller car. You will be happy when you look for places to park! #traveltips

[Mac @M_Hall09]

Travel tip: In Europe, they serve sparkling and still water. Be specific! #traveltips

[City of Tacoma @CityofTacoma]

Mayor Marilyn Strickland has ordered all flags in Tacoma to be lowered to show respect and gratitude for our fallen Officer.

[The Stake Clerk Emeritus @TheStakeClerk]

The #mormonmafia sends 12 and 13 year old boys to your door every month demanding your breakfast and lunch money "to help those in need".

[Mac @M_Hall09]

Butter alone is disgusting. Toast alone is sad. But together, buttered toast is DELICIOUS! #showerthoughts

[Mac @M_Hall09]

@auna_matata been there. Haha

[Thomas S. Monson @ThomasSMonson]

God, our Father, remembers mothers. We, His children, can do no less.

[Mac @M_Hall09]

#MothersDay: 1 of the few times a year, we watch the primary kid that picks their nose the whole time they sing up front. #mormonsknow #lds

[Mac @M_Hall09]

Watching #ldsconf with the family is nice and all, but they can get so load and distracting sometimes. #mormonproblems #familiesareforever

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

The Rebels didn't train me to fly an X-wing.

Or do a background check.

They just handed me a war machine and said, "Have fun."

I had fun.

[Mac @M_Hall09]

If you are alone, and you burp, do you say "excuse me?"
#ShowerThoughts

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I can lift huge objects with the Force

Everybody knows it

That’s why I ran away to be a hermit.

People always asked me to help them move.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Sometimes I need emotional support.

But my friends are never there for me.

Rocks are bad at hugging.