Mike Ringer

Offensive security, network & endpoint exploitation. Comms SME, prior SIGINTer, cyber risk professional. All opinions are my own. RT =/= Endorsement

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@elonmusk Really sad to see the X is being sunset. The most accommodating for tall people in your lineup. I'm 6'7" and am sad these won't be offered when I'll be able to finally afford one. Been a bucket list item for me for a couple years since I discovered there was a Tesla I fit in.

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@elonmusk Would love to see if it fits tall people. Have always wanted a Tesla but being 6'7" I've never fit.

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@TampaElectric Spend less money on ads and lower our rates! Disgusting crooks

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@dunkindonuts when you order 4 donuts and a bacon egg and cheese croissant and they send you a toasted empty croissant... Absolutely inexcusable. Only thing I received is this from the entire doordash order.

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@NVIDIAGeForce GeForce Day

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@elonmusk Wish they were designed with taller people in mind. No chance I'll fit in a model Y and I love that car 😩

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@Ronxyz00 Gas is $2.53 at my local gas station in Tampa. Definitely trending down

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@elonmusk Wish I fit 😭 not a super friendly vehicle for 6'7" people

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@USPS @USPSHelp y'all need to have a more consistent metric on "machinable". I ship out 1,000+ orders of Magic the Gathering cards a month. I get return mail 3-5 times a month on varying envelope contents. The last was a single card in a single semi-rigid sleeve. Why?

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@ChipotleTweets what's the point in earning points if your app errors every time I try to redeem them? Free entree? Nah not this time.

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

Your system favors the bully and intimidator while creating an incredibly un-fun environment for those unfairly caught up in your incredibly unhinged and inaccurate voice detection capability. But you don't care. Screw the few. I'm done buying your skins and supporting your shit

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@Activision @CallofDuty your voice ban process sucks. Last ban I literally had my mic muted the entire game I got banned for because I was on the phone. This time I had someone repeatedly call me a f****t repeatedly and I got banned for being a victim. Meanwhile he's not banned

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@Serranosisters Cry more. You charge in with your head. It was a headbutt waiting to happen

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

.@Netflix out here making damn sure I can't access my own account from a hotel but can't stress test their servers to ensure they can handle the Jake Paul fight bandwidth. Terrible. What're you going to do for your customers who watched your servers fight instead of boxers?

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

.@netflix maybe if you spent less time trying to lock people out of your service and spent more time stress testing your servers, you wouldn't be down across half your servers right now.

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@tacobell I ordered from your app and you failed to deliver 3 food items including an entire box. I submitted a ticket and received a coupon code for one free food item. I paid for items you didn't deliver. And didn't compensate for. I'll use @DoorDash in the future.

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@elonmusk any chance of preemptively getting some Starlinks distributed in Tampa? I'm going to be engaging in rescue efforts as soon as trouble calls. Concerned about power and connectivity to ensure folks can ask for help and us volunteer rescuers can respond.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg announces private drones are RESTRICTED from flying over hurricane areas. This prevents civilian volunteers from locating victims in need or showing footage of the disaster

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

@nicksortor If you look at my last post, there's also a ton of equipment staged to support rescue efforts but it hasn't moved

[Mike Ringer @M_Ringer]

Passed a large train of military and rescue equipment between Hamlet and Fruitland, NC. This video was maybe a quarter of the overall equipment. When is it going to move towards the disaster areas? #HurricaneHelene #NorthCarolina #NorthCarolinaFlood