Mike Rose

DC➡️LA

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@MenInBlazers Man-bun*

[The Onion @TheOnion]

High Cost Of Child Care Forcing More Toddlers To Work Their Way Through Preschool https://t.co/xS6bo613KP

[Turner Novak 🍌🧢 @TurnerNovak]

the past three years in venture

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@ESPNUK @ESPNFC Why don’t we all just say “they’re all talented exciting players!” and put down our phones and go do something outside

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@moseskagan Got it. I work in consulting so adding garbage to models is like 60% of my job…. Actually, maybe more like 40-80%… see what I did there?

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@moseskagan Unrelated, but I’m putting my last sentence here in my “things I can say in a business conversation but absolutely never say to my wife” category

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@moseskagan This is a serious, genuine, non-sassy question, and I don’t work in real estate so know nothing about this… but why is it hard to model? It feels like this is literally the exact use case that a sensitivity analysis was designed for.

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

US: “I KNOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A CYBER ATTACK BUT OUR COMPUTER SYSTEM STILL USES TUBES SO WE GOTTA GROUND EVERY PLANE”

Denmark: “Someone attacked our system. We sincerely apologize to Ida and Frederik for the inconvenience of not being able to access our website for 20 minutes.”

[Bloomberg @business]

Copenhagen Airport says its website was the target of a cyberattack which has lead to several users being unable to access the site https://t.co/sa16tiNJl4

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@wongmjane Ok I thought I was the only person seeing this. Just unfollowed him and it cleared up.

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@Camp4 Dogs*

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@GRDecter How well Rupert has one at making Fox “fair and balanced”

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

every flight this week from Philly to Phoenix

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"That's no balloon.... it's a space station!"

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@YourManDevine

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@InaTailHedged Better question so is what don’t they eat?

[Mike Rose @M_Rose_23]

@sweatystartup It already exists. It’s called IMG academy.