lil M’rie (parody)

don’t bother me.

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

I know I said good night but I will be looking at memes for the next hour and a half ¯\_(ツ)_/ and yes, I will be sending them to u

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

The viral onion boil is giving Great Depression but imma still try it

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

I couldn’t sleep last night and at 1:30AM I decided to assert my free will and make a batch of deviled eggs…no regrets here

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

Tbh I don’t want Bryson DeChambeau to make the shot…I’m too invested in this and I don’t want it to end

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

Are u Diet Coke? Cause I’m obsessed w u and wanna taste u every morning

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

@Apple why have password safe picture album yet no password safe text feature 🫠

[GloRilla 🦍 @GloTheofficial]

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[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

Isn’t there something in the Bible that tells you not to speak false shit about your neighbors or something???

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

Bitches know better than to ask me to go out on a full moon (not bc im a witch but bc thats when the crazy ppl are out)

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

Boutta take a nap on my hammock this weather has me 🥹🤗🤤😈🤠👹❣️

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

Normalize it being ok to tell people to “just google it” when they ask you stupid fucking questions

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

Wagyu chili in the slow cooker 😮‍💨😤

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

My 🌎

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

How am I soooo Type B yet sooooo anxious

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

Just want to find something to play on my medium sized screen while I watch stuff on my smaller screen while my large screen is on in the background ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lil M’rie (parody) @M_Schwaaang]

11/11 portal but what do I manifest when I have everything I want

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸The future is gonna be so 🔥 🇺🇸🇺🇸