❂Michaela Shore❂

“I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do. - Michael Scott” - Michaela Shore

[❂Michaela Shore❂ @M_ShoreEnough]

Me:
*does anything visible on Facebook*

My grandma literally 0.000045 seconds later in Facebook messenger:
“Good morning sweetie how are you? How’s the weather? It’s only Monday at 8am but how is your week going? Did you sleep okay? I heard on the news last night th

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[Archive @archivebycosmos]

a farmhouse. Ireland

[Jhay @jhayusb]

i be like "i'm fighting demons" and it's just going to work

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me at any social gathering

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

Don’t forget to leave cookies out for Earth, Wind, & Fire tonight

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hooch. She just got some Crocs. Absolutely loves them. Gets to feel the breeze between her beans. 13/10

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

every time I send an email with no exclamation points I am just a tough lil guy. so stern. so brave.

[❂Michaela Shore❂ @M_ShoreEnough]

Should I be “Concerned”?

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Thing is, we have to really be careful about who we hate. Because 10 times out of 10, it’s going to be somebody Jesus loves. And he has a way of taking it personally.

[ig: @dyslexic_daddy @dyslexic_daddyy]

I be like “why is god giving me his hardest battles” and the battle is having to go to work tomorrow

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

call me a zucchini noodle because I AM SPIRALING

[❂Michaela Shore❂ @M_ShoreEnough]

Unloading the groceries is the kitchen equivalent of folding/putting away clothes.

[❂Michaela Shore❂ @M_ShoreEnough]

Also, than* (always proofread kids🥲)

[❂Michaela Shore❂ @M_ShoreEnough]

Hot take: Visa gift cards are literal trash, please save yourself (& me) some time & just give me the cash. They make things a million times more complicated then they need to be.🤦🏼‍♀️

[❂Michaela Shore❂ @M_ShoreEnough]

Not me convincing my husband that “slugging” is using “purified slug secretions”🤪

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides

[wyatt f @wyattfair]

The right aioli can save you from the brink

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

velma: another mystery solved gang. there's no such thing as the supernatural, just ol' fashioned trickery

scooby doo, the talking dog: rol' rashioned rickery