Matt Astuti

I wear my scars like the rings on a pimp.

[Matt Astuti @M_stut74]

Guy at work: "oh you're from Tewksbury? I got crabs from a chick I met at Mavericks once." #Beautiful

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@BarstoolBigCat ,ill

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Starting to forget what a female titty feels like

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Remember when y'all were all sorts of twisted over the fact Joseph Kony has an army of children

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Contemplating a return

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Fuck Broccoli Rob

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lol been putting washers instead of change in homeless peoples cups for a minute now and i finally got busted

[Matt Astuti @M_stut74]

just a skinny white boy that loves thick women

[Matt Astuti @M_stut74]

my weed sacks like 2 grams light. My father ordered pizza earlier and been napping since, do i believe him when he says he didnt steal my bud or

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shitt i get any darker imma have to carry around my birth certificate so trump don't deport me

[Matt Astuti @M_stut74]

I look you right in your face, sing to ya bitch like Drake

[Matt Astuti @M_stut74]

all the real Italian families got like one of them quickie sauce recipes, my mom calls it summer sauce and it performs on nights like tonight

[Matt Astuti @M_stut74]

LOAFERS WIT THE WHITE SOCKS! ARE YOU OKAY NIGGA!

[Matt Astuti @M_stut74]

It's a cold world, but I done seen it all. Sometimes you gotta ride with no team at all.

[Matt Astuti @M_stut74]

@svsheehan cold

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how the fuck some video of a lady eating pickles and pop rocks at the same time gonna cure anxiety, y'all wild

[Matt Astuti @M_stut74]

Wish Kanye wasn't so wild, i love graduation and college dropout