Maria

[Maria @m_vesce]

@julieeee_ann11 what kind do you have 👀 influence me

[Maria @m_vesce]

why do dads touch every suitcase at baggage claim as if they never saw their luggage before??

[Maria @m_vesce]

also study these white people climbing over safety barriers on a mountain top

[Maria @m_vesce]

people boarding a plane need studied. no common sense or sense of urgency

[Maria @m_vesce]

@alexisjreports me till the Rihanna concert

[Maria @m_vesce]

@K_Tambo @BrogiesRevenge

[CNN @CNN]

PowerWash Simulator is a video game about the good, clean fun of tidying up filthy things https://t.co/QOCs9SSIKq

[Maria @m_vesce]

@alexisjreports not me watching all seven seasons…

[Maria @m_vesce]

Nick & Vanessa absolutely ATTACKING Shake!!!! Saying what we’re all thinking 😌

[Maria @m_vesce]

the way I woke up and turned on the #LOVEISBLINDreunion

[Maria @m_vesce]

it’s true I’m a willing goner

[Brogie II @BrogiesRevenge]

Probably the most likely way @m_vesce gets murdered (out of MANY potential ways)

[Maria @m_vesce]

I know Kim’s working up a cease and desist for that last cake 🥴

[Food Network @FoodNetwork]

Selfie queen @kimkardashian's iconic red carpet looks are being recreated with CAKE!! 🤳

Don't miss #Cakealikes > NEXT at 10|9c 🎂

[Bobby Reagan @BarstoolReags]

Lolo Jones, An Olympian And This Season's Biggest Weirdo, Claims MTV Forced Her To Quit 'The Challenge' In The Middle Of The Show https://t.co/4AK3i0EGYV

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

The U.S. Capitol was breached today for the first time since 1814, when the British attacked it and set it on fire during the war of 1812, according to the director of scholarship and operations with the U.S. Capitol Historical Society. How shameful.

[Maria @m_vesce]

rot in hell Mitch, you ballsack looking mofo

[CNN @CNN]

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Tuesday blocked an effort to quickly pass a measure to increase direct stimulus payments from $600 to $2,000, though the legislation could be voted on at a later time or date if McConnell so chooses. https://t.co/3JujdPhP83

[Kim Caramele @kimcaramele]

Honestly...? Merry Christmas to SOME.

[Maria @m_vesce]

Kim if you see this don’t believe this blasphemy

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.