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[Schumann Resonances @schumannbot]

2026-05-25 03:00 UTC 🌓
K-INDEX: 2 Unsettled

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

This is what the world looks like if you have blue enough eyes

[MA @MA506]

@lndexium

[¿ @umlarp]

it’s as shrimple as that

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Dudes pack 45 boxer briefs for a one week vacation like they’re expecting to shit themselves three times a day.

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Fart Kum

United States, Census, 1910

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

She knew something we didn’t know

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

There’s no food up there, and he knows there’s no food up there. He climbed up there to experience being up there.

[Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar]

https://t.co/rzCVvUU3mu

[KFC @kfc]

still raw dogging your tenders?

[MA @MA506]

@Dirtbike_Lovers Denver ahh copy paste

[MA @MA506]

@pulpmx Ehh Simonson a dog on the 450, but running / maintaining two podium-contention platforms under 1 tent is harder than a $2 steak.

[MA @MA506]

@pulpmx not too late for the government to flip the weather switch

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I predict that President Obama will at some point attack Iran in order to save face!

[Pan-African Tiger Woods @wordisbond]

Wish I had these when I worked at the flaming sword factory.

[Eric Arraché @ericarrache]

Os seguranças da Chappell Roan depois que a filha do Jorginho ousou olhar e sorrir pra ela

[é o Kaleby do TT @kaaleeby]

Criança: eu sou tua fã
Chappel Roan:

[iLumpE @iLumpee]

BRO THIS IS FUCKING INSANE😭😭