Malia

blessed life

[Malia @MA5LIA]

First time in 2.5 years I can take whatever medicine I want bc I’m not pregnant or nursing!!! 🙌🏽

[Malia @MA5LIA]

Every bride I’ve seen in 2025 has a scarf.

[Malia @MA5LIA]

Audiobooks are the most convenient way for me to read books but the voices are always so bad 😩

[Malia @MA5LIA]

Finally got around to Jennette McCurdy’s book and I’m glad this bitch died too!!

[Malia @MA5LIA]

I crave the food from one of my old jobs all the time but they don’t exist anymore 😭

[Malia @MA5LIA]

@tiare_leonia I said Stevie Wonder 💀

[Malia @MA5LIA]

Update: It did not have white noise but #1 was BLUEY 😭

[Malia @MA5LIA]

My Spotify wrapped next year is gonna have white noise 🥴

[Malia @MA5LIA]

My younger sister, who’s turning 25: So what did you guys do at 25?
Me: It was covid.
Older sister: That’s when I had my son, wasn’t it?
Younger sister: 💀

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

“and with that, the 2024 seaso-

[Malia @MA5LIA]

Never heard a man tell a man to smile more, yet I’ve gotten it 4x this week alone. Ffs let me be grumpy at work dammit 🙄

[Malia @MA5LIA]

Why did God make baby nails so damn sharp

[Malia @MA5LIA]

@lifewithkiana 😂 what song tho

[Malia @MA5LIA]

@nabisco why aren’t the double nutty nutter butters resealable?

[Malia @MA5LIA]

*goes to mall looking for shorts for my daughter*
*leaves with no clothes and a wetzel’s pretzel* 💀🤦🏽‍♀️

[Tiare ❋ @tiare_leonia]

Hawai’i trip booked! Can’t wait to be back home with fam again.

[Malia @MA5LIA]

@tiare_leonia Extra medium 😂

[Malia @MA5LIA]

I’m so exhausted 😭😭😭😭😭

[Malia @MA5LIA]

My baby always has blowouts at daycare in the cute outfits. What the hell, man 😩

[Malia @MA5LIA]

@tiare_leonia Now I’m seeing em lol… 2:22, 3:33, 4:44