I thought I hated Warriors fans
I thought I hated Nuggets fans
I thought I hated Clippers fans
I thought I hated Celtics fans
I was wrong.
Those fans are my best friends compared to the disdain I possess for the entire state of Oklahoma
Jen is super manipulative cause what do you mean I took you, your U-haul & three unruly kids in for a number of days, brought flowers to your new spot, checked on you when you were sick & somehow now that I'm winning your dream competition we aren't friends??? #slomw#momtok