Benzito

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@Teezy2020 I used to watch NatGeo with my old man when I was young and the common theme with lions was that we all hunt but the male eats first, he'd always repeat that lesson when we watched. Only now that I'm older and a family man do I understand what he was trying to say

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@LubhaZa @Njebez35 @Dus_Tee_ Stop it you two we don't do facts on this app

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

Jonas is an innocent man

[SA The Goat💯 @the_boy]

Hot cake 💯🔥

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

What??? This can't be it

[Nkunzi🐃 @lelethuzintle]

Mind you I showed him her ig picture, idk how he remembered the username🤣i’m too petty for this. I’ll fuck his friends as an equivalence to what he did

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@aclasshazel For a valid reason, why would anyone dream of more responsibility without reward

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

Professional services vs Ameutur hour

I now understand the gents that took this route I was not familiar with their game

[Alive out of Spite @nhla_x21]

This is why they go for Mihlali😔🙏🏽

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@k_uttii @Boo_Z_ That word predatory is doing a lot of heavy lifting there

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@ZenandeMzo That's how 90% of people on this app tweet. The more important question is why his words make you tingle this way brother?

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@NtombelaSm @PayJustNow here's an idea remember me when you're eating nice

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@asandakhanyile_ Mjita why you making me laugh like this I spit my drink out 🤣🤣🤣

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

Abafana are still going to deal with you guys

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

Ooh sana. 🥹❤️

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@Sentletse Yoh this commissioner 😍

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

That's just ghetto, parents that had no class yuck

[Dr. Zama Dube, PhD @zamadube]

Omg, South Africans need therapy. This started off being funny and started getting dark 🥺

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@karabeast24 This is how I know women are fully aware of their body structures. She'll never dress like this to an interview but after getting the job she'll arrive like this in the office and when a guy she finds unattractive says a compliment it's sprint to HR

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

I'm curious why do you want to be included in the finance of the household if you have no impact on them

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

Tell me if I’m crazy because everyone is against me on this😥

My husband and I have been married for 8 years.

We have 3 kids together.
Last month he got a huge promotion at work.

To celebrate, he bought himself a brand-new car. Cash… no loan.

The thing is, for the past 2 years I've been driving the same old car that's constantly breaking down.

I wasn't even upset that he bought himself something nice.
What bothered me was that he never discussed it with me.

When I asked why, he said:

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

See you after 30 in real time 💀

[Xolani Faken Ndlovu @ThatXolaniGuy]

Me talking to her 15 years ago vs. Her now… 🫠🫠🫠

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

I don't blame him one bit, you just beat a case you're monied the world is your oyster now there's a pretty journo

[#PutSouthAfricansfirst @Patriot_S_A]

Bafana “King of the Sky” Sindane outside the court, steals the spotlight by asking the eNCA journalist out

Bafana: “Are you good today, Heidi?”

Heidi (journalist): “You know my name? That’s interesting. How are you feeling?”

Bafana: “We’ll talk later, you and me, right? Let’s have coffee later.” (laughs)

Heidi: “What do you want to talk about?”

Bafana: (laughs) “Haha…”

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@notsoNettie @floodssky @businessXplain Can't suck more than a dentist on wheels that's been tried and tested to fail

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@EmeritusTolu The full statement is "Luckily I gave him a chance" not luckily I took a chance on him. I dunno if that's just the complexity of English or slip of the tongue (that german word) we'll never know but this isn't the first dizzy take from her so I'll go with the latter

[Benzito @Mabenezaa]

@mandymatsinhe Luckily???