Mabon Mab Modron

Fact becomes fiction.
Fiction becomes fact.

[West Ham Images @HamImages]

Someone had to put the Benny Hill theme to Nigel Farage walking... so why not me? #Farage 😀😃

[Mabon Mab Modron @MabonMabModron]

@NoLimitGains No reason not to you twat.

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”

[Humanity First @Atomsmade]

If no theologians could beat Hitchens back then, what chance do they think they have now?

Christopher Hitchens was the ultimate atheist nightmare for religious people.

He destroyed every pastor, theologian and apologist he faced with cold logic, brutal facts and zero mercy. Nobody could win against him.

They still get angry at his arguments because deep down they know he was right.

Rest in power, Hitch 🔥. The man who made God look small.

[Mabon Mab Modron @MabonMabModron]

Jingo unchained

[The Inevitable Frank Place 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @BotFinderUK]

Name this Tarantino movie

[Medusa lay @LayMedusa]

Big News this morning : The George Washington statue near Fenway Park in Boston has been given the Highest Honour By the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scottish Fans. Someone has got up there God knows how and placed a traffic cone □on his heed. 😅🤣😂😂. This is a proud moment for 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland.
👍🏻

[Mabon Mab Modron @MabonMabModron]

One of the funniest things I've ever seen is a hill farmer near Brecon directing his sheepdogs. Come fucking bye. Walk fucking on. Lie fucking down. An adult only version of One Man And His Dog.

[WalesOnCraic @WalesOnCraic]

A quick guide.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The thing I like about people with right wing views is that they all have this kind of serene beauty and sense of inner peace...

[Mabon Mab Modron @MabonMabModron]

Yep.

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

In 2010, Andernach, Germany planted 101 varieties of tomatoes in the town center and told everyone to take whatever they wanted.

It was so popular that they did it again, adding beans the next year. Over time, they added onions, fruit trees, lettuce, zucchini, berries, and herbs, all free to the public and maintained by the city.

Andernach is now nicknamed the "edible city." And they're not alone.

Philadelphia has been doing a version of this since 2007. The Philadelphia Orchard Project has helped establish 67 sites across the city with thousands of food-bearing trees.

Baltimore is planting fruit trees on sidewalks. Seattle, Boston, San Francisco, and Asheville all have public urban orchards.

A mature apple tree produces 400-500 pounds of fruit per year. A mature pear tree can produce for 75 years.

Cities pride themselves on their tree cover. We've decided that trees are important, but we haven't fully decided those trees should feed people yet.

Would you support urban fruit trees and vegetables in your city?

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

5 pesos invertidos en felicidad.

[Mabon Mab Modron @MabonMabModron]

@SlenderSherbet Dr Feelgood
The Pirates
Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Elvis Costello and The Attractions
Siouxsie and the Banshees
X Ray Spex
The Ruts
Stranglers
The Specials
Black Uhuru

[♫♪ ωιѕєтυηα ♫♪ @wisetuna]

🎶 “They smelt of pubs & Wormwood Scrubs & too many right wing meetings…” - The Jam - Tubestation - 1978 - #mods #punk absolute perfection 🤘 …how many of today’s songs will you remember word perfect 48 years later? 🎶

[Mabon Mab Modron @MabonMabModron]

I don't get it. It's completely obvious why Mandelson was appointed. Trump is a big grubby grifter and Mandelson is a grubby little grifter. They thought they'd get leverage, have things in common. They just can't say it.

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Teddy Sheringham reflecting on meeting his idol, Glenn Hoddle 🤣

[Mabon Mab Modron @MabonMabModron]

I think Hotei is my favourite God. He points at the moon and laughs. I want to do that sometimes. He finds joy and laughter in everything around him.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

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[Silver Santa @Silver__Santa]

When a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize that violence is not always the solution. - Old Chinese proverb

当一只蚊子落在你的睾丸上时，你就会明白，暴力并不总是解决问题的办法。” - 中��古老谚语

[Mabon Mab Modron @MabonMabModron]

Best description I've seen...

[CarolineCollettWriter @CollettWriter]

I love @sleafordmods, the busking Vladimir and Estragon of punk rock.
Part of you thinks they're just two nutters at the bus stop - but part of you knows you're witnessing genius.
#thistimelastweek
#sleafordmods
#brixtonacademy

[Mabon Mab Modron @MabonMabModron]

Might buy some now...

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

I've long suspected Bitcoin is a giant Ponzi scheme and now I'm hearing tales of woe that make me fear I'm right.

https://t.co/rTny2NBaYB