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i just said to myself while reading a law review article darn it i’m a modern textualist as if i got an unfavorable result on a personality test

[Mac @Mac13063774]

sorry it looks like i just got out of bed

it’s because i just got out of bed

[Mac @Mac13063774]

find the interruptor

[Mac @Mac13063774]

my response time for non-urgent emails: 50% within 3 minutes, 50% at least three months later.

[Mac @Mac13063774]

everywhere I look: empty Dorito bags folded into tight little squares

they’re in the car, they’re in my bags, at home, they’re everywhere!

[Mac @Mac13063774]

It's the framer’s. We apologize for the Constitution’s ambiguity, which may have impacted your ability to understand it. We value you as a member of The People & commit to doing better. @ATT

[Mac @Mac13063774]

i just had the silliest thought. i thought… wow, highlighters probably weren’t a thing for law students back when things were black and white i wonder how they marked up their books…
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[Mac @Mac13063774]

What a horrible use of public funds.
https://t.co/lZZyooR3Zy

[Mac @Mac13063774]

if my watch had a ring for sitting that sh!t would be closing everyday

[Mac @Mac13063774]

law students leading up to finals trying still read and also outline: “i am putting out two fires on opposite ends of a long and scary corridor… WITHOUT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.” 🧯😵‍💫

[Mac @Mac13063774]

i don’t think i’ve read a case in a long time where the dissent didn’t make more sense than the majority

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@AOC fun fact: life is a 3D puzzle

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life is a 3D puzzle

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

DO NOT TALK TO GAYS WITH LOAN DEBT TODAY

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

No matter your orientation or identity, I’m riding with you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

St. Louis, your Congresswoman loves you 💜

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

It’s Juneteenth AND reparations.

It’s Juneteenth AND end police violence + the War on Drugs.

It’s Juneteenth AND end housing + education apartheid.

It’s Juneteenth AND teach the truth about white supremacy in our country.

Black liberation must be prioritized.

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

This young woman, Hafsah Abdur-Rahman, was denied her high school diploma for dancing on stage. Philadelphia High School for Girls should be ashamed of themselves. They humiliated this young woman. For NOTHING.

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Both Breonna Taylor and Tyre Nichols should be with their families today, celebrating their 30th birthdays.

Police brutality took that away from them.

We won’t forget either of you. Rest In Power.

[Mac @Mac13063774]

Are chinchillas just massive mice or what

[Mac @Mac13063774]

@RealKhalilU marry her