It rained every day for the first 4 months of the year. These pronouncements happen because of years of under investment in reservoirs by our privatised water industry. But at least it’s made a load of shareholders rich!
> I wake up
> There is a new Prime Minister
> There are more tax rises
> I go and vote against tax rises
> There is a new Prime Minister
> There are more tax rises
> I become disillusioned with the political system
> There are more tax rises
If Andy Burnham claims he was unaware of the details of the Muslim grooming gangs then please send him this clip where he was questioned by the families of the victims.
‘Meet the new boss, just like the old boss’.
🚨NEW: Did you see the BBC helicopter that followed Andy Burnham's train from Manchester to London?
Well, I've submitted a Freedom of Information request to find out how much licence fee payers' money was *WASTED* on this blatant state-sponsored propaganda!
BREAKING: I've secured a parliamentary debate next week on banning all MPs' second jobs.
Farage has pocketed over £1 MILLION from outside "work" since the General Election
Being an MP is a full-time job. No MP should be out chasing lucrative second jobs.
Let's end this racket!
Imagine if Jeremy Corbyn’s wife was Chief Marketing and Customer Officer for Octopus Enerrgy. There would be uproar.
You don’t have to imagine this with Andy Burnham’s wife.
This is how you protest. Not with cutest signs, not with cringey chants. Not with stupid hats. You roll up your sleeves and fuck some shit up.
I never thought in 2026, that i’d be rooting for Albania and Iran. But here we are.
🚨We now have further information on Burnham’s incoming team.
His chief of staff will be James Purnell, ex-chair of Labour Friends of Israel.
In 2002, Purnell was hosted by the Israeli state in Tel Aviv. Now, he will be the most senior adviser in the British government.
Can't believe I missed this.
How the HELL can the BBC justify spending licence fee payers' money on a helicopter to follow a sodding train that Andy Burnham in on?
This is blatant propaganda.
Outrageous.
Andy Burnham is already being treated as the new PM.
No leadership vote, no general election, and he has been an MP for Makerfield for less than a week.
Democracy is an illusion.