MacKenzie O'Toole

nothing can make too much sense

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

@marymurphay She is a high school science teacher, so much potential there.

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

@marymurphay We needed some surprise to fuel our intrigue. The question now is does he stay? Does she GO with him? Do they part with love in their hearts?!

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

@marymurphay One: called it. Two: I stopped working to watch this and the quality shook me to my core.

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

Yes, yesterday I locked my keys in my car at work and forgot my wallet at home and yes, on Monday I sprayed aerosol deodorant in my hair because I thought it was dry shampoo BUT I have perfected the ratio of water to oatmeal to make unbelievably good oatmeal so I am FINE.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

NEW BILLY ON THE STREET WITH @ChrisEvans!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

@heavensthot I’ll take you in

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

@heavensthot Well that’s how I’m going to make June 6 even more wild. “Hey Naynners, want to see a screenshot?”

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

“Like the Phantom of the Opera fused with Jingle Bells.” “So the Trans Siberian Orchestra?”

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

Thinking about Seth Meyers this morning. Much to think about.

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

@TheCW come on you cowards. Do it.

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

Breaking news ❄️

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

@marymurphay It’s been years and that is too recently.

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

@marymurphay Absolutely not

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

Oh wow, Dobby is me at work. Good to know.

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

A raccoon I follow on Instagram DIED

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

Alex said, watch this

[Nick Zaccardi @nzaccardi]

Alex Morgan confirms at the Think Summit in NYC that she wants to play at the Tokyo Olympics, three months after her pregnancy due date. “My goal is to have a healthy baby and be back on the field as soon as possible and, hopefully, be in the Olympics competing for the U.S.”

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

This always makes me laugh because it is the most absurd pairing of characters

[MacKenzie O'Toole @MacAttackiest]

“You’re being modest, Ron. Dumbledore was very fond of you.”