Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh

Republican | Honest, god-fearing alcoholic| Not a fan of interracial marriages| Extremely “well-off”| Proud conquer of the injuns|

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

Like a gentleman #tuesdaynight

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

The holy grail of tank #brickstreet

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

I just witnessed some gentleman get a sample at chipotle, take 3 minutes while ordering, and get a water cup with soda, #guesstherace

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

@GregOKeefe69 One of the worst ones I have seen 😭

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

Dry house my ass, Beta you sly dogs! #miamioh #betafiles

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

You know your fucked when your at the gym and a guy in a penny and jorts takes your machine

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

Hey ladies, my name is Tommy but you can call me “Two Guns” , you may have heard of my father. My family is very affluent.”

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

You fucking fat ass chud just serve me my beer. #fadeside

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

Side bar is the worst bar at the O, bottom tier sorority bar. Why do my friends drag me to this shithole?

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

I wish i could door dash my door dash from my porch to my room.#chud

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

@CurtisMcCabbage Very classy curtis!
Best,
Tommy

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

@johnnybeppe @CurtisMcCabbage Couldnt have said it better myself johnny.

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

After years of fucking whores for sport, Tommy has realized its really just door to door sales.

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

@DougButabiPGA Very classy doug, I am sure you killed it 👊.

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

@Eugene34333572 The fuck do you think E?

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

Nothing as bittersweet as returning to the Mackintosh estate and seeing my hound.

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

@BilyTheRocket05 Great post, keep it up!

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

Guess sho made it to the 3/4 of his classes today and is eating an apple. Buy Tommy’s stock while its low.#formerchud

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

@tittyhouse69 @Landrywhitfield He is most definitely not in our tax bracket Kyle, cut the man some slack.

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

How I look walking into class for the first time all year on exam day with two neurogums in.

[Tommy “Two Guns” Mackintosh @Macattacktwo]

You know you’re doordashing too much when you keep getting the same dashers