MacBeth888🇨🇦

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[MacBeth888🇨🇦 @MacBeth888]

@kayake9 @SeanParnellASW @PeteHegseth Trump wasn't able to figure out the clasp.

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I'm pretty sure his name is Gizmo and whatever you do, don't get him wet or feed him after midnight.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bluey. He just came over to say hi. Wants to know what you're doing all the way up there. 12/10 valid question

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Yuck

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@Vons700 @KanekoaTheGreat Really? Just opine to make yourself sound like a pedantic bore.

[🇺🇸🇺🇸 MissyMiss🇺🇸🇺🇸 @MissyE2024]

Do your thing X. Help him find it 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[MacBeth888🇨🇦 @MacBeth888]

@CarneyPurr67561 Am I late for catinet meeting? My alarm didn't go off...
Otis

[Maggie Reed @mermaidmamamags]

The grass is greener with your tax dollars. #grass #whitehouse #politicalcomedy #tax #trump

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@ruwy1973 Why do you care? You're in Africa.

[Matt Leslie @mattleslie74]

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

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@FatEric2025 @LioneltheLemon @JaneFallon

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@des_lys678 @AnnaSoftSoul @feminegra My soul is fine and I can spell correctly.
Cry harder.

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@des_lys678 @AnnaSoftSoul @feminegra Stop drinking.

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@ValleyGirl629 @ShakeLS Ha ha ha!

[GerryAMcG @GerryAMcG]

If there is a Scotland fan who has lost their MonZo card last night in Boston, text me for more details. First name Lawson
#TartanArmy
#Scotland
#Boston

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@Milajoy Ever been to San Recto?

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@SlenderSherbet It seems most of Scotland is currently in New York and Boston for World Cup. The Tartan Army is much loved by the locals.
Maybe you are the translator they need.

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

Lads we have a true emergency, shite. We got a mate lost his passport on the way to the game. Apologies to my brother/sister @MBTA @mbta_alerts social manager but the Wakefield bagpiper just sent me this. If Helen from Scotland can send me to the cup, we can do this. Cuz BOSTON

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

OMG! I’m laughing so hard! 😂

This is a much watch if you are anti-Trump!

[Eh, what’s up Doc  @rabbitSZN2]

@FoxNews 😅🤣😂 This should be one of the Kennedy Centers new productions