Maccabee Apparel

Badass t-shirts and decor for Stylish Semites and Righteous Gentiles—An unapologetically Jewish, American, veteran-owned brand! 🇺🇸 🇮🇱

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@HebrewCon @JewishonCampus_ Facebook has labeled our brand as extremist content, but let me say for the record: We oppose bigotry, whether the perpetrators or the targets thereof be Jewish or gentile. Full stop. Placing caveats on this only further enables the purveyors of hate. We REFUSE to do that.

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#HappyIndependenceDay #Happy4thofJuly #ResistTyranny

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@AishJewish I know we’re late to the party, and these are all fine toppings, but FYI for next year, chopped liver is the best accompaniment to matzah. Especially if said matzah is of the hand-baked variety. 😄

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@SidelockHolmes Wait a minute… unleavened flat bread? Roasted meat? Bitter herbs? Pretty sure Hillel invented shawarma.

I go for the soft matzah whenever I’m in a place for Pesach where it’s available.

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@RabbiLindaGold1 @IsmailHaniyyeh I found the perfect design! Obviously the rainbow represents PRIDE in the ancient Nation of Palestine. The chicken symbolizes the freedom fighters who carry out their heroic struggle from schoolyards and hospitals, giving courage to the civilians they’re standing amid/behind.

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I love my new Cobra Khai hoodie from Maccabee Apparel! Check out their cool Jewish-themed merch at https://t.co/JZ4ehC41GZ. @MaccabeeArmy

#jewish #VeteranOwned @popjewish @mitzvahrabbi

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@Twit_Or_Miss When Chuck Norris says hamotzi, a freshly baked loaf of bread instantly materializes out of the ground.

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@Twit_Or_Miss Chuck Norris is kind to animals. His shtreiml is actually a live fox that sits perfectly still out of respect.

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@Twit_Or_Miss Chuck Norris can make Passover matzah in 18… seconds.

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@Twit_Or_Miss These are hysterical! Lemme try…

Iron Dome doesn’t actually exist. Chuck Norris made aliyah and spends his days roundhouse kicking incoming rockets into space.

Chuck Norris can render yayin nesech kosher, by looking at it.

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@LakeEffect18 @ZealouslyQuoted I came here to say this. In my personal journey, I implemented kashrus in phases. There was a point where I had given up cheeseburgers but was still having chicken and cheese sandwiches. ���

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@BlewishAnd People sometimes ask “How is that any different from [insert ethnic or religious group]?” Not knocking anyone else. But if you’re Jewish, you know it just is.

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@BlewishAnd The instant sense of almost familial rapport with other Jews. I can go virtually anywhere in the world and know that there are people there who would have my back (even if just a Chabad), and that others can count on me.

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@moshe_kolat If Shmuel’s ox gored one of Yosef’s, and had a pattern of such behavior, Shmuel is liable for damages, okay, folks? And the idea, and the idea that a man is not responsible for damage caused by his own negligence is ridiculous. Emes doesn’t care about your feelings. @benshapiro

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@C0ops @Levi_Genes_ @AngryLevantine @HotuHat “As a Jew… [insert anti-Semitic comment].” 😂

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@HotuHat Personally, I couldn’t possibly care less about skin color. That used to be the goal, but is now considered just another sign of racism?

If believing all people should be treated with equal dignity and respect, because duh, is wrong now, may we be zocheh to never be “right.” 😆

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@HotuHat Jews get it from all sides. Not either too white or not white enough, depending on who you ask. 😆

Not sure if that’s better or worse than being Jewish and Black (or any other ethnicity) and having everyone just assume you don’t exist.

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@FleurHassanN @AntisemitesRBad So the space laser might have disrupted regional weather patterns just a teensy little bit. Don’t worry, we’re working on it.

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@HebrewCon @JerusalemBoblin I could make a list of [insert race or religion] people doing some activity. It doesn’t make that activity part of their belief system. Many Jews practice other religions. That doesn’t make those religions Jewish. So no. I’m calling bulls*** on double standards when I see them.

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**THESE FLYERS WERE DISTRIBUTED RANDOMLY AND WITHOUT MALICIOUS INTENT**

That’s a relief! For a second I thought they were promoting hatred against Jews! 😅

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Agent flipper, we have been exposed. Abort mission!

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@HebrewCon @JerusalemBoblin Even if it wasn’t irresponsible and misleading to treat The Jews as a monolithic entity (which is somehow acceptable toward Jews and literally no other minority?), reread what it says. The COVID Agenda is “Jewish.” The f*** it is!