Maccabee Raileanu

What are you? Your worst nightmare...

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Str8 man: what games do you play me: I don’t str8 man: *ends interaction*

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Gay men who identify as twinks is why I’m homophobic

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

El Camino Students. Mr. LunchGrin called me a neurotic Jew. I didn’t do much then. Let him know you know

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

I don’t care who you’re sleeping with. If you follow barstool, you are str8

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

My drag name is Elgee Beetee

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

“It” is homophobia 😍

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Shoutout to all my rich and straight passing mentors who told me just to “get used to it”! 🥰

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Shoutout to all my rich and straight passing mentors who told me just to “get used to it”! 🥰

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Shoutout to all my rich and straight passing mentors who told me just to “get used to it”! 🥰

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Don’t trust a family without a guitar

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

For the love of god, please stop posting about your boyfriends

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Hot take: pranks aren’t funny if they all happen on the same day

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Oh so now y’all love bernie smh

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Tova roast me

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Stop asking if gay ppl are too much and start asking if straight ppl are enough 🙃

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

I can ask you to vote I can ask you to respect me I can ask you to understand me I can ask for your compassion I can ask for your love I can ask you to call someone what they want I can ask you to listen when I speak But none of this matters until it matters to you #VoteBiden

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

He was right ☺️

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Remember when my gov teacher called me a “neurotic Jew?”

[Maccabee Raileanu @Maccabeer]

Str8 ppl really stay wearing what I wore 5 years ago

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

The episode of sex and the city where Miranda is dating someone she met in Weight Watchers and they are both horny for glazed donuts and she gets grossed out every time he eats her out needs to be take down from all platforms