Slater McKenzie

31, fluent in sarcasm, amateur dog sitter, unofficial VP of judging newborn names, DnD enthusiast.

[Slater McKenzie @MacChamplin]

Me. I am girls.

[ANT. @PAVDAD]

Girls will pretend to be nice to you just so that they can hang out with your dog

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The painful truth.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

@66cjg There's a big difference between a Ponzi scheme and social security.

No one is required BY LAW to buy into a ponzi scheme.

Hope that helps. ✌️

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Republicans in North Carolina just proposed a bill that says if a woman is caught with an IUD or attempts to get an abortion then men are allowed to use DEADLY FORCE to try and stop her. They are proposing a bill that will allow men to kill women for using birth control. It’s House Bill 1232. Keith Kidwell is the Republican who proposed the bill. He claims it counts as self defense to use deadly force to stop abortion. This is a man who claims to be pro life. Feel free to give his office a call and let him know how you feel about his opinion.

And for anyone who says “obviously this will never get passed” that’s not the point. The point is it’s fucking insanity that a government official would even try to make a law like this. It’s insanity that there are men out there who are trying to make it legal to kill women for making decisions for their own bodies. This is real and it’s happening right now in front of our eyes.

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

@emkenobi They tried to say Roe v. Wade wouldn’t ever get turned over either & said women were “overreacting” to the mere idea of such a thing. Mmmhmmm

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

A friend of mine skipped her mammogram for two years.

Not because she forgot.
Not because she wasn't scared.

Because the last one cost her $600 out of pocket.
After insurance.
For a screening.

She found a lump this year.

Stage 3.

The mammogram would have cost $600.

The chemo will cost $400,000.

Insurance will fight every line item.

She will spend the sickest year of her life on the phone with a billing department.

This country doesn't prevent illness.

It finances it.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

y'all aren't getting $6 margs at Chili's and it shows.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note

[This not the freedom Toussaint fought for @yourhighnessesq]

America has spent literally every second of this presidency letting us know immigrants and first generations are not American and can be removed at their whim and want to complain about people moving accordingly.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene just admitted the Epstein files were blocked by Donald Trump himself.

“He fought the hardest to STOP these files from being released.”

Not Democrats. Not the DOJ. Not “the deep state.”

Trump.

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

End of discussion...

[Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian]

*wife walks in*

"What are you doing?”

“Oh hey honey, uhh, we’re practicing for this new winter Olympic event”

And that, kids, is how the two man luge was invented.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Imagine future generations learning about how we punished the people asking to stop a genocide, instead of the people committing it.

[Lawrence Chaney @ShadyLawrence]

How ur email found me.

[maricoñaso™ @finessesh0t]

me when a 25 year old talks to me

[Vivian @suchnerve]

y’all ever think about how if you don’t get an annual raise equal to or greater than the rate of currency inflation, you have effectively gotten a pay cut

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The last 3 government shutdowns:

October 1, 2025: President Trump

December 22, 2018: President Trump

January 20, 2018: President Trump

Almost like there is a pattern here.