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medium quality crying services ---- he/him

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People always ask me whether "Mac" is my nickname or my full name. Well I'm here to settle this once and for all: it's short for "Mac Efron"

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i’m trying to go clappuccino on on that uhhhh. the um. fuck. ain’t nothin flat about that white—no never mind. you know what, just never mind.

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wild how this website used be “who up polishing the obelisk” but now it’s “who up sportsbetting on their link attached, also here’s what you shouldnt order from starbucks”

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nobody slaps the tv remote anymore. we used to be a proper country smh

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people talking about black friday like i didnt put in a fat temu order in early october

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[typing an instagram note while fully forgetting that my long-term girlfriend’s grandparents will see it] just got a gold medal at the o-pimp-ics ahaaa

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i love it when some old guy raises his glass at a party and says something like “to butts, to cuts, and to coconuts” like damn player ok i see you let’s party

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if you come over then please do not touch the pile of shoes under my coffee table. those are my special shoes.

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i think dressing up as the topeka ks sports center goofy golf dinosaur for halloween would be exactly niche enough for a good costume

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trenna just said “pinch one off for jesus” and i said “…what?” to which i was laid recipient to “as in christ?”

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i wish i could retweet this everyday

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Us everyday because being alive is so cool!

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thanks for following

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david slattenborough

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ligma?? more like ligma balls

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i love ne-yo but why do his lyrics sound like the audio recording section of 50+ age range hinge accounts

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i went to a wedding last night but the only picture i took was after we got back to a friends house we’re staying at:

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me to my body while having to poop right after getting out of the shower: yeah hi sorry but can iiiii uhhh please speak to a manager please

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i just absolutely crushed a lunchable and i’m almost 30. and yet, you probably did not do this, regardless of your age. shameful.

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smegma sommelier