Frank Azar

I once ate 14 pounds of casserole in one sitting.

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

Battle round on the voice is like a suburban rap battle

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

I mop a better floor than Matt Damon!

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

When you see the pink in the sky, the girlies pink stops being dry!

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

When you life gives you lemons, you say fuck that, and bail!

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

Keep your tears in your eyes were they belong!

[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

Morning wood? More like morning steel.

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

I'm diving in on Instagram follow @yolobathrooms

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

My last girlfriend is engaged. Bullet fucking dodged.

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

I wore not one, but TWO Hawaiian tees today.

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

Oh fuck! I just spilled heroine on my underwear!

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

@Getz_Nikki93 all day long!

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

This lady is having a way too personal conversation on the phone in public! Meth, HIV, and kicking her kids out of the house are the topics.

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

Fuck Safeway! #kingsoopers4lyfe

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

Chinese food.

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

Safety first, then teamwork.

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

I wonder how much McDonald's sales would suffer if alcohol wasn't a thing.

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

Pee wee Herman was a model citizen!

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

@ChrisBasstings you know how to live!

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

@ChrisBasstings Tell me you don't do the pick individual defense players! I hate that! And ppr? What's your stance there?

[Frank Azar @MacDaddyRibz]

@ChrisBasstings damn right! Those fuckers are stacked!