Homotron3000

Call that Swedish efficiency!

[Icarus @BingleDorshe]

“what do you bring to the relationship”

idk being the dog ig

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 @THEjpcat]

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Im not fat
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[lyla @c0sm1c_t34__]

I forget I have twitter here’s fika and brig ok bye #overwatchfanart #brigitte #jetpackcat

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

Lena!! Be honest!!

[🐅Shion🐅 @hashimototiger]

I wasn't being sarcastic at all Brigitte 😅

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

[ dancing around, banging pots and pans together ]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Overwatch Cavalry @OWCavalry]

Happy Birthday to DVa, the superstar MEKA pilot in #Overwatch 🐰

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

...hi?

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

It sounded sarcastic!

[🐅Shion🐅 @hashimototiger]

Huh nothing all I said was cole was getting her new treats

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

'SUPPORT' her-

You get the joke by now you get what I'm gonna say.

[𝐉uno 𝐓eo 𝐌inh @JunoOfMars_]

I’m so scared

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

'SUPPORT' hero Juno Teo Minh is officially the youngest martian ever to reply "what" to Ye Anrans tweet

"What" she says.

she is 19 years old.

[𝐉uno 𝐓eo 𝐌inh @JunoOfMars_]

“ What “

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

Yeah that sounds fitting- I'd love $5.

We can go to McDonald's!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 @THEjpcat]

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That’s all he had. Do you want five dollars?
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[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

Wuyang having $65 almost shocks me more than overwatch paying you.

Thank you for your services, fika.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 @THEjpcat]

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[ pawing at tts board ] I call people gay for free. I robbed this money from Wuyang.
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[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

...

do... Do they pay you??

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟 @THEjpcat]

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[ 65 dollar money spread on her arm. ]
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[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

What .. what was that last part.

[🐅Shion🐅 @hashimototiger]

I'm not lying at aaalll 🥹 Fika is a really lovely fluffy cat and defently not fat from all the treats cole gives her

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

You sound like you are!

[🐅Shion🐅 @hashimototiger]

Me? lying? I would never do that love

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

Lena.

you're not lying, are you?

[🐅Shion🐅 @hashimototiger]

**mumbling something under my breath**

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

Exactly! Always was.

[🐅Shion🐅 @hashimototiger]

**sighs** Okay okay she's big boned

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

I'M CAREFUL! I'M CAREFUL!

[ She slows down a tiny bit, Hana's hair blowing in her face... Smells good... Really good... Wait- can't get distracted! ]

...I THINK I'M CAREFUL!

[ She finally pulls to a full stop, laughing before pulling them into a line ]

Here... Here we are...

[卄卂几卂 @MekkaAce]

(Laughter was followed up by uncontrollable screaming afterwards. Hana did not expect her to push /that/ hard. Tightly holding onto the grip to not fall off. Her hair being blown back.)

Woah- WOAH!!

Careful-!!

[Homotron3000 @MACE2THEFAC3]

@MekkaAce / / hot take but flashpoint is just the better version of control.