cactus mac

nosebleed seats

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

Picture this: You match on tinder. He looks like a real a**hole but he offers to take you out to dinner. He picks you up in his Toyota Tacoma at 12am and brings you to get the Travis Scott burger. He doesn’t pay. When he drops you off he asks to come inside. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

Only the 2nd time this is about to happen. Can’t get into Twitter on my new phone & dropping off my old phone today. I love this mf account but this might b goodbye it’s been real 😪🤧🥹🫶🏽��🫣🫣🫣

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

@TwitterSupport I am logged in on my old phone and cannot get logged in on my new phone PLZ HELP

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

What 3 words do you see?

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

@HistoryInPics Healing. Clarity. Purpose. 📝🥰🫶🏽

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

@kkmilkwoman Take ur horny OFF the timeline. Pls

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

legit couldn’t open my phone this year without being reminded of something that I could fix about myself like DAMN what has haPpeNed 😭😭😭😭🤧

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

men- why are your sweatpants skinny ?

[ROLE MODEL @rolemodel]

no more caps in 2023 im done yelling

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

me packing for a 3 day trip

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

538 of you saw this? And didn’t like it? If you’re not funny or not horny just say that??? Damn

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

men don’t wanna text but want your p*ssy juice all over their bed. foul

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

hope everyone had their post nut clarity tonight 🫶🏽 I know I did 🥰 gnite 😙

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

@tacobell wanna tell me how I order a classic combo and I don’t get a classic combo ??? This has happened like twice now y’all robbing me srsly

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i'm not a morning person i'm a middle of the night creature

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

not even the serotonin boost from masturbation is helping my depression right now. fucking hell

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

I finally muster up the strength to take pictures for my bottle service girly applications and I have to take them outside obvi so I’m on my balcony like ? damn near naked and TELL ME WHY THE WHOLE COMPLEX OUT HERE BUILDING BIKES N SHIT. fucking hell

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Can I meet your parents I need to know why you’re like this

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

@kkmilkwoman change something my little angel ♥️

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

@axs have now missed out on getting tickets twice because y’all think I’m a bot. Thanks !!!!!!

[cactus mac @MaceePearson]

@kkmilkwoman before or after u quit? (Hypothetically)