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America watching the Elon Trump Pettiness Debate

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Mental gymnastics should be an Olympic sport

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Lol, you good Cleveland??

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@AdamSchefter “I am the storm”

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Bro, can someone just post a full timeline so I know whether this dude is legit or not? Tired of hearing things thru the grapevine…

The aforementioned grapevine

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We are an unserious country

#PresidentialDebate2024

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I’m way too sober for this train wreck #PresidentialDebate2020

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Bumpin Hotline Bling in the parking lot? In 2024??

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I can’t wait for this to be Karl-Anthony Towns

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2 hours into this car trip and I have no idea if we’re progressing thru this Taylor Swift album or if it’s been the same song on repeat…

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Spotify cooking their shuffle algorithm

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@AdamSchefter

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@Rachel_rachelle They really said

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@alphaINTEL “It is NOT Titanfall 3”

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Who clears who?

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Please… kill the “Here’s a thread of blah compared to blah blah 🧵⬇️” bots

I’m so tired

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Finally @PlayApex

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“Kansas City officially has their dynasty”

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Dynasty fantasy football rn

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“The secret is… it’s not the chocolate that matters. It’s the people you share it with”

Cut thru me like a knife, Willy Wonka.