Hello internet, your handsome protector has arrived!
Rabbid Peach upgraded her phone and gave me her old one, so now everyone gets to see my macho manliness in action, 24/7! And to any ladies that happen to be reading, yes, I'm available!
@PKMChampRed Me personally, I could take on a million of the little tykes, and that's on an off-day.
T-that's if I did that sort of thing, but a macho guy like me doesn't stoop to fighting kids!
[ Interaction bait…ooo…fall for it…also ooo reference oooo]
[*The window opens*]
Ah, top of the tower to ya, business dumm-
Wait a minute who the fuck are you?!
Hello internet, your handsome protector has arrived!
Rabbid Peach upgraded her phone and gave me her old one, so now everyone gets to see my macho manliness in action, 24/7! And to any ladies that happen to be reading, yes, I'm available!
BTW, if anyone knows where Rabbid Yoshi is, let us know ASAP. Dude went A.W.O.L. like 6 years ago when he went on vacation, and if we don't find him by next year, the kingdom's gonna pronounce him legally dead.
Be careful if you see him, though, he's real trigger happy.